Hi everyone! I wasn't posting fanfictions already one and half month, because I had exams. But now they are over. So I'll have a lot of time to write. I decided to start one-shot collection about twins and their pranks. I hope you'll like it. Here's the first one-shot.
Summary: Fishlegs is already tired that Snotlout is always disturbing his peace. Twins are offering him a deal to pull pranks on Snotlout. At first, Fishlegs is hesitating, but then he agrees. What pranks will they pull on Snotlout? Read and know!
Chapter 1: Pranking with Fishlegs
Sun was shining in the sky. It was one of those days when riders could get some rest from hunters' attacks and do what they want.
Fishlegs was in his garden with Meatlug. He was cutting topiary. That was one of his most favorite hobbies. He was finding in it serenity, peace, and tranquility.
He finished his work and said to Meatlug.
"What you think girl, what we should name this one?" Meatlug moved her tail in excitement. "Um… Oh, I know! We will name this 'Infinite search for being'."
Suddenly he heard a cry that was coming from above and was getting louder. He raised his head and saw Snotlout falling from the sky. Snotlout landed on his topiary and crushed it.
"Noooo, my topiary," cried Fishlegs. His hours of work was destroyed by that muttonhead. "Snotlout!"
"Oh, sorry Fishface. I fell on your tree." He stood up cleared dust from his trousers and ran to Hookfang crying "Snotlout, Snotlout, Oi, Oi, Oi."
Fishlegs was sadly watching to his crushed topiary.
"No respect for other people," said Tuffnut shaking his head.
"No respect," joined Ruffnut.
"What are you two doing here?" Asked Fishlegs.
"We were passing by when we saw what happened," replied Tuffnut.
"And what? What you want?" Asked Fishlegs. Something was up, twins were too serious.
"We want to offer you a deal," said Tuffnut looking down at his fingernails and cleaning dirt underneath them.
"Yeah a deal," said Ruffnut in excitement.
"What deal?" Asked Fishlegs.
"Pranks!" cried twins.
"Pranks?" asked Fishlegs. Of course pranks. What else he could except from the twins.
"Yeah pranks," answered Tuffnut. "We will put pranks on him as revenge."
"I'm not going to prank Snotlout," said Fishlegs.
"Oh, come on F. He destroyed your hours of work. Little pranks will not harm him." Tuffnut began to convince him.
"You're right he destroyed hours of my work…um… maybe he deserves few harmless pranks." Fishlegs agreed, but he wasn't sure that he was doing the right thing.
"Wow! He agreed!" cried twins and high fived.
"Welcome to team," said Tuffnut.
It was Snotlout's lunchtime. He took yak chops that stayed from yesterday's dinner and put them on his plate. Meanwhile, Fishlegs and twins cautiously entered Clubhouse and poured powdered Loki berries to the pitcher with water which was staying on the table behind Snotlout. Loki berries were known as the spiciest berries n Archipelago.
Snotlout turned to fill his mug with water. Fishlegs was hiding under the table when twins silently approached to Snotlout's plate and scattered a lot of powder on his yak chops. When Snotlout turned back twins already had left the Clubhouse.
Fishlegs cautiously went out of Clubhouse frightened that Snotlout will notice him. He found twins and said.
"Guys but don't you think this is too much?" asked Fishlegs worried. "Like Loki berries are the spiciest berries in all Archipelago."
"Pfff, he'll be fine," said Ruffnut and continued watching Snotlout excited.
Snotlout took a yak chop and bite it. At first, he was enjoying it but then suddenly his face's happy expression turned to terrified. His mouth was burning like there were a thousand fireworms. He quickly took his mug of water and began to drink it. Then his eyes widened. Water was spicy too. Snotlout ran out of Clubhouse screaming.
Twins were bursting from laugh. At first, Fishlegs wasn't laughing because he was worried for Snotlout. But that was really funny so he began to laugh too.
Time was for next prank. Fishlegs need to run all over Edge yelling "Speed Stingers attack! Speed Stingers attack!". Snotlout was afraid of Speed Stingers and also he hated them. Fishlegs asked.
"Why I need to yell? Can't you do that?"
"No my friend," said Tuffnut putting his hand on Fishlegs' shoulder. "Let me explain. We are the official Dragon's Edge tricksters and everyone knows that. But no one knows that you're pranking with us and that's why you should be one who will do that."
"Okay," said Fishlegs in defeat and sighed. "Let's do it!"
Fishlegs ran all over Edge yelling.
"Oh my god! Speed Stingers attack! Speed Stingers attack!"
"What?!" cried Snotlout. "Hookfang! Where are you! We need to leave!"
Hookfang ran to his rider. Snotlout mounted him and flew away yelling.
"Snotlout is out-lout!"
Twins were hiding behind trees and laughing.
"Wow! He's a good actor." Ruffnut said in amazement.
"We found a new star!" said Tuffnut in a dramatic voice.
Fishlegs was laughing and watching how Snotlout leaves.
It was afternoon. Snotlout was dreaming leaning on Hookfang. Twins and Fishlegs were standing near his door. Tuffnut was holding flyball. That was one of his and his sister's inventions. Twins were really good at inventing cool things for parties. Flyball was ball sewed from leather and they were filling it with zippleback gas. And that's why there were flying up.
"What are we going to do with flyball?" Asked Fishlegs confused.
"Wait and see, my friend, wait and see." Said Tuffnut laughing.
Twins cautiously entered Snotlout's hut and approached to Hookfang. They stood right behind him. Tuffnut took his dagger and popped flyball. The sound of popping leather was very loud. Hookfang widely opened his eyes and breathed fire on Snotlout. Snotlout understanding that his butt is on fire jumped from his place and screaming ran to barrel with water. He threw his butt into the barrel and sighed in delight.
It was never tedious watching how Hookfang was setting Snotlout's butt on fire. They all were laughing.
That day Fishlegs understood that sometimes it's funny to prank someone. Especially when it's Snotlout.
I hope you liked this chapter. Please tell me what you think. What about flyballs. If you still haven't understood flyballs are balloons. At first, I was using the balloon. But then I thought that twins will give it strange name like they did with popcorn (Clouds of corn). So the first thing that came to my mind was flyball. I think I'll update soon. Until next time!
