Drunk! Episode 1- Rachel Elizabeth Dare.

Why? That's what everyone wanted to know.

Why would the Stoll brothers do this to them?

Spiking Rachel Elizabeth Dare's cranberry juice at breakfast is the stupidest thing they've done so far. Everyone knows that Rachel's already slightly insane without being drunk. But a drunk Rachel Dare would probably be sent to a mental hospital if a mortal saw her drunk.

I, Annabeth Chase, am going around asking people for their memories of that fearful morning.

(Bold- Annabeth Regular- other person.)

Piper:

"What was the creepiest thing you saw?"

"Definitely her twerking on the Poseidon table." (She shudders at the memory.)

"What was the funniest thing?"

"Um, probably her running around screaming about how amazingly sexy Benedict Cumberbatch is."

"Why?"

"I met him, because of my dad and he's really nice and funny so whenever I talk to fans of his from Star Trek or Sherlock or whatever, they're all just like, "OMG OMG OMG! YOU ARE SOOOO LUCKY!" It's hilarious."

Clarisse:

"What was the awkwardest thing you saw Rachel do?"

"Everything. All of it was awkward."

"When Rachel twerked, who's reaction was funnier, Percy's or Chiron's?"

"They were both pretty funny. Percy was just sitting there like, 'I will be killed by this and if I'm not this image will haunt me for the rest of my life.' And Chiron was just sitting there banging his head on the table."

Percy:

"Percy, will you be scarred by the image of Rachel twerking for the rest of your life?"

Percy just sits there rocking back-and-forward.

"He is unresponsive, moving on."

Katie:

"Do you think that it was right of the Stoll's to do what they did to Rachel?"

"No I do not! That was very mean and cruel of them to do something like that to Rachel. Rachel is the Oracle! I swear to all the gods, Greek and Roman, that if they do that to me I will kill them in colorful, painful, creative ways."

"What was the scariest thing about Rachel being drunk?"

"Probably when she sang Radioactive. I really like Imagine Dragons and that just murdered my ears."

"Are you friends with Rachel?"

"Yes, I am. Now I must go find Travis and Connor so I can murder them for being mean to my friend."

Travis and Connor (Italics- Travis Regular- Connor):

"Did you get the whole fiasco on video?"

"Of course we did!"

"Do you think we're idiots?"

"What do you plan on doing with the video?"

"Oh who knows!"

"Maybe torture somebody's eyes and ears."

"Or use it as blackmail material!"

"Also, Katie is coming to kill you for doing all this so you might want to run."

"Oh fudge monkeys!"

"What?"

"Nothing. We have to get out of here Connor!"

Well that's all the interviews for today.

(In the distance) "Travis! Connor! Get over here right now!"

So hi! My first story! This was really random sooooo... Jah. Bye, bye y'all!