(This is a random one-shot I made of a hero who deserves to be remembered for his love, passion, and commitment to the sake of cabbage. Yes, I am talking about Cabbage Man.)
The Cabbage Man looked down both streets, just in case those pesky kids were there. They were always after his precious cabbages. Who knew why.
Sure that the coast was clear, he rolled his cabbage cart onto the next street. He had almost made it to the other side when, as luck would have it, six kids came running down the street with a horde of pirates after them. They hid behind the cabbage cart and started throwing everything they got at them, including the cabbages. One kid with a scar set the cabbages on fire before throwing them. Soon, an all-around cabbage fight had broken out.
"Not my CABBAGES!"
(Did this suit you cabbage needs?)