Snake and the Fan 2
"Oh my god, I can't believe I met you again!"
"Do I know you?"
"Don't you remember, I was the guy who was shot a few weeks ago. I asked that guy if he was a terroist and then he shot me in the stomach."
"I didn't know you were still alive."
"Well, I was technically dead for five minutes but they managed to bring me back."
"Well...good for you. I have to go now, I have to go tape a Tang commercial."
"Can I come."
"No."
"I'll be good. I just want to watch you."
"You see that's the problem, I'm taking a car and you won't fit in."
"How big is the car."
"It's very small. Only one person at a time."
"What kind of car would only allow one person?"
"...a clown car."
"You drive a clown car!"
"Yes. All of the time."
"That's amazing. I have to see it."
"That's the problem, it's getting fixed."
"I thought you just said you were going to drive it to the taping."
"Well I uh....I'm waiting for the mechanics to fix it up and then I'll take it."
"I don't see an auto shop around here."
"Of course not. It's a three hour drive."
"It's a three hour drive, but you came all the way over here, only to have to drive three hours there, and then drive another three hours back to film a commercial."
"Exactly."
"But if you drove for six hours, you'd be back at five in the morning."
"It's an early shoot."
"And how do you plan to get to the auto shop if you don't have a car."
"...Take a plane."
"But the closest airport is a five hour drive. And you don't even have a car to drive there."
"Yeah, now you see the predicament I'm in."
"Well, I can drive you."
"No. I can walk."
"But it'll take at least a day to walk to the airport. And it's freezing cold."
"I'll manage."
"Well, can I at least give you a ride to the bus station."
"No. I don't like the bus. Smells funny."
"Well, can I do anything to help you."
"Yes. Why don't you go away and come back tomorrow when I'll be gone."
"But that doesn't make sense."
"Sure it does. I'll be gone, and you'll be here alone. Without me."
"Bu...hey wait a minute, isn't that the televison studio across the street."
"Ummm...no."
"There's a lare sign over there that says they're shooting a tang commercial. Starring you."
"Must be a spelling mistake."
"They mention your name three times on it."
"I think they mean to spell Solid Naked. That's a name of a band."
"So they made three spelling errors."
"Yes."
"Then why does it say they were the famous man who defeated Metal Gear."
"That's the name of their album."
"The famous man who defeated Metal Gear is the name of their album."
"Of course."
"Great title."
"Well hey, it's been nice talking to you but I have to go tape the commercial across the street."
"Hey, you said it wasn't here. And not until five in the morning."
"Well, my agent just called and said it was moved to now and in this building right here."
"You don't have a cellphone. How did he call you."
"Umm...hey look a blue car!"
"Huh, where?....Snake? Snake where did you go?"
"Oh my god, I can't believe I met you again!"
"Do I know you?"
"Don't you remember, I was the guy who was shot a few weeks ago. I asked that guy if he was a terroist and then he shot me in the stomach."
"I didn't know you were still alive."
"Well, I was technically dead for five minutes but they managed to bring me back."
"Well...good for you. I have to go now, I have to go tape a Tang commercial."
"Can I come."
"No."
"I'll be good. I just want to watch you."
"You see that's the problem, I'm taking a car and you won't fit in."
"How big is the car."
"It's very small. Only one person at a time."
"What kind of car would only allow one person?"
"...a clown car."
"You drive a clown car!"
"Yes. All of the time."
"That's amazing. I have to see it."
"That's the problem, it's getting fixed."
"I thought you just said you were going to drive it to the taping."
"Well I uh....I'm waiting for the mechanics to fix it up and then I'll take it."
"I don't see an auto shop around here."
"Of course not. It's a three hour drive."
"It's a three hour drive, but you came all the way over here, only to have to drive three hours there, and then drive another three hours back to film a commercial."
"Exactly."
"But if you drove for six hours, you'd be back at five in the morning."
"It's an early shoot."
"And how do you plan to get to the auto shop if you don't have a car."
"...Take a plane."
"But the closest airport is a five hour drive. And you don't even have a car to drive there."
"Yeah, now you see the predicament I'm in."
"Well, I can drive you."
"No. I can walk."
"But it'll take at least a day to walk to the airport. And it's freezing cold."
"I'll manage."
"Well, can I at least give you a ride to the bus station."
"No. I don't like the bus. Smells funny."
"Well, can I do anything to help you."
"Yes. Why don't you go away and come back tomorrow when I'll be gone."
"But that doesn't make sense."
"Sure it does. I'll be gone, and you'll be here alone. Without me."
"Bu...hey wait a minute, isn't that the televison studio across the street."
"Ummm...no."
"There's a lare sign over there that says they're shooting a tang commercial. Starring you."
"Must be a spelling mistake."
"They mention your name three times on it."
"I think they mean to spell Solid Naked. That's a name of a band."
"So they made three spelling errors."
"Yes."
"Then why does it say they were the famous man who defeated Metal Gear."
"That's the name of their album."
"The famous man who defeated Metal Gear is the name of their album."
"Of course."
"Great title."
"Well hey, it's been nice talking to you but I have to go tape the commercial across the street."
"Hey, you said it wasn't here. And not until five in the morning."
"Well, my agent just called and said it was moved to now and in this building right here."
"You don't have a cellphone. How did he call you."
"Umm...hey look a blue car!"
"Huh, where?....Snake? Snake where did you go?"