I own nothing... oh yeah! when something -is like this- it means that this is what the character is thinking. This was meant to be a one shot, but now has three or four chapters.
-DORK-
Yuffie and Selphie: Who wants to play truth or dare?
(assorted men from final fantasies 7 through 9): nooooooooo…..
(assorted women from same final fantasies): yeeeeaaaahhh!
Rinoa: Okay, I'll go first! Um…. Vincent! Truth or dare?
Vincent: …….whatever……
Rinoa: okay…truth! Did you really eat a dog?
Vincent: Yes….
Rinoa: Was it good?
Vincent: A little chewy…but good….
Rinoa: Okay, you're t—
Zell (interrupting Rinoa): HOTDOG! (snnnnnorrrre)
Seifer: Dumbass.
Squall: You're the dumbass.
Irvine: Wait, I thought I was the dumbass.
Selphie: Nah, you're the dill head!
Quistis: SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS! VINCENT! YOU'RE TURN!
Zell: HOTDOGS IN HEAVEN! (snore)
Vincent: … Cid.
Cid: Dare! Unlike some wussies I know.
Vincent: … (evil grin of doom) I dare you to not swear for the rest of this fic!
Cid: WHAT? WHAT KIND OF 'KING DARE IS THAT?
Yuffie: Oooo… Valentine, what happens if he swears?
Vincent: This. (Shoots Cid with gun) haha.
Cait Sith: Hey Cid! You got something on you're face! (referring to smoke and blood from gun) might wanna' wash that off.
Cid: Shut up. Okay, my turn. Yuffie.
Yuffie: hmmm…-I don't think I want a dare when he's in such a bad mood-… truth!
Cid: Well, have you ever returned anything you've stolen?
Yuffie: (GRIN) NOPE!
FF7 gang: Whaaaaaaaaat?
Yuffie: (bigger GRIN) Yup! You know the materia I stole from you guys? I only returned Cloud's marbles!
Cloud (deep in thought): then how did we defeat Sepheroth without it? I used a lot of magic from the "materia".
Cid: WTF? Oops. (gets shot again). Goddammit Valen-- (Bang bang!)
Yuffie: my turn! Seifer.
Seifer: dare….duh.
Yuffie: hmm…ooooooooooooh…. I'll need advice on this one. (whispers with Selphie.)
Selphie (big eyes): oooooooooooooooooooooo….yeahyeahyeahyeah!
Yuffie: ahem. Seifer Almasy, I dare you to kiss…no, make out with Squall!
Squall: Wait…how'd I get dragged into this?
Zell: MORE HOTDOGS! THE MOTHER OF ALL HOTDOGS IS SMILING UPON ME! (snore)
Cid: Now that's 'ked up.
Vincent: Happy Birthday. (aims cannon -(I don't know where he got it either)- at Cid)
Cid: Wha? It's not my birthd- NOOOO! (BOOM! cid is unconscious.)
Zell: HUH? WHA? THE HOTDOGS ARE UNDER ATTACK! NOOOOO! I'LL snore SAVE snore YOU! snore snore
Squall: (holding gunblade in Seifer's face) come near me and die.
Seifer: awwwwwwww. Do I hafta'?
Selphie: yes!
Squall: NEVER! (runs into other room)
(in other room) Tifa: Hi, Squall, what are you running from, hmm? (drags Squall out) I'll hold him!
Selphie: YAY! (Grabs Seifer and presses him against Squall) kissy kissy! (tickles Seifer until his mouth is open, shoves him on Squall)
Rinoa and Quistis faint from stress. Zell had seen it all, he had woken up when Tifa had come into the room because Squall had been screeching "NO".
Squall and Seifer: GAHHHH! I'M INFECTED WITH IDIOT GERMS!
Selphie: Well, Seifer, it's your turn…Seifer? (he and Squall had fainted.) Uh…Zell! Truth or dare?
Zell: Uh…..Uh…Uh…Dare! Wait, I meant tru—
Selphie: Sucks for you! I've waited a long time for this! Mahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (have you seen the chrono crusade Christmas special? Well, if you have, Selphie looks like Rosette when she rosette is laughing about the Christmas donations she and chrono and azmaria have collected.) I dare you to go without hotdogs and corndogs for a whole month!
Zell: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! If I commit suicide it's all your fault, Selphie Tilmit! TAKE ME NOW,LORD! Oh yeah, before I faint, Irvine, truth or dare?
Irvine: Dare.
Zell: Stay off your meds (inside joke) for a month. REVENGE! HAHAHAH- Faints
Irvine: Aw crap.
Cid: ZELL! YOU 'KING IDIOT! A HYPED UP IRVINE, YUFFIE AND SELPHIE IN THE SAME ROOM! MY 'KING GOD!...oops… (BOOM! cid is knocked out again)
Vincent: haha. (dog runs in, then runs out) DOG! FOOD! (chases it out)
Rinoa: So, he really eats dogs? (Yuffie nods) um….
Irvine: Okay, my turn…Cloud.
Cloud: Dare, I guess.
Irvine: Well, according to my watch-
Selphie: your watch doesn't work
Irvine: So? A game starts in five minutes, I dare you to go streaking through-
Cloud: WHAT?
Irvine: While singing the barney theme song.
Cloud: Aw man…Damn it…this is worse then dressing up like a chick…
Aris/Tifa: But that was funnier!
Cloud: Shut up! Well…Um… (dead people recover and Vincent returns) Vincent!
Vincent: I don't like Labradors…They have no flavor at all…Huh? What?
Cloud: I dare you to eat someone (Vincent starts to transform) without transforming.
Vincent: Uh…Who do I eat?
Laguna (he, ward, kiros, and raine come in): Squally! I found y- omigod! (Vincent shoves him in his mouth)
Kiros: Oh crap! Laguna! (attempts to pull Laguna free) Not working!
Raine: ("dracula's castle music" playing) Let go of my husband you son of a bitch! (beats Vincent on head with a frying pan)
Yuffie: Wow…You just beat up Vincent Valentine…Can you teach me the secret of the almighty frying pan? (she and raine get into a conversation)
Squall: Damnit Vincent! You almost ate him!
Vincent: Shut up.
Raine: What the Hell is going on here?
Yuffie: Well, frying pan lady, Cloud dared Vincent to eat that guy. (pointing to maimed Laguna)
Raine: Truth or dare? Someone give me a dare!
Irvine: Oops! Games starting! Come on Cloud! Heheh.
Cloud: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? (the two leave)
Selphie: I dare you to go two days without your frying pan.
Raine: WHAT? ARE YOU ASKING ME TO LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS LAGUNA LOIRE WITHOUT MY FRYING PAN? YOU MAY AS WELL BE ASKING ME TO LOCK MY SELF IN THE LUNY BIN! IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? FxxK! I-- (Vincent shoots at her) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR YOU BASTARD?
Vincent: Oh…I thought you were Cid…NO NOT THE FRYING PAN! (Raine maims Vincent…. Maybe I should have rated this for violence and gore…?)
Yuffie: Wow… (glare from Vincent) I mean, oh my god! Poor Vincent!
Selphie: well, it's two in the morning, we should go to sleep.
DORK
Well, chapter one, what do you think?