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A/N: My family and I came up with this when we got bored on a car trip. Cheesey? Yes. Annoying if sung multiple times? Yes. Do I care? Not so much. Reviews and other ideas are appreciated! Let me know if you like it, and if I should do more. (I do realize that there are only six days of Yuletide, however, for these purposes, there are twelve.)

Song: The 12 Days of Christmas -The 12 Days of Yuletide

On the first day of Yuletide, a hobbit gave to me,
The One Ring under the tree!

On the Second day of Yuletide, a hobbit gave to me,
Two sons of Elrond,
And the One Ring under the tree!

On the third day of Yuletide, a hobbit gave to me,
Three elven rings,
Two sons of Elrond,
And the One Ring under the tree!

On the fourth day of Yuletide, a hobbit gave to me,
Four stabby orcs,
Three elven rings,
Two sons of Elrond,
And the One Ring under the tree!

On the fifth day of Yuletide, a hobbit gave to me,
Five wizard staffs!
Four stabby orcs,
Three elven rings,
Two sons of Elrond,
And the One Ring under the tree!

On the sixth day of Yuletide, a hobbit gave to me,
Six ugly cave trolls,
Five wizard staffs!
Four stabby orcs,
Three elven rings,
Two sons of Elrond,
And the One Ring under the tree!

On the seventh day of Yuletide, a hobbit gave to me,
Seven Palantir,
Six ugly cave trolls,
Five wizard staffs!
Four stabby orcs,
Three elven rings,
Two sons of Elrond,
And the One Ring under the tree!

On the eighth day of Yuletide, a hobbit gave to me,
An eight legged Shelob,
Seven Palantir,
Six ugly cave trolls,
Five wizard staffs!
Four stabby orcs,
Three elven rings,
Two sons of Elrond,
And the One Ring under the tree!

On the ninth day of Yuletide, a hobbit gave to me,
Nine screaming Nazgul,
An eight legged Shelob,
Seven Palantir,
Six ugly cave trolls,
Five wizard staffs!
Four stabby orcs,
Three elven rings,
Two sons of Elrond,
And the One Ring under the tree!

On the tenth day of Yuletide, a hobbit gave to me,
Ten Dunedain,
Nine screaming Nazgul,
An eight legged Shelob,
Seven Palantir,
Six ugly cave trolls,
Five wizard staffs!
Four stabby orcs,
Three elven rings,
Two sons of Elrond,
And the One Ring under the tree!

On the eleventh day of Yuletide, a hobbit gave to me,
Eleven loaves of lembas,
Ten Dunedain,
Nine screaming Nazgul,
An eight legged Shelob,
Seven Palantir,
Six ugly cave trolls,
Five wizard staffs!
Four stabby orcs,
Three elven rings,
Two sons of Elrond,
And the One Ring under the tree!

On the twelfth day of Yuletide, a hobbit gave to me,
Twelve hairy dwarves,
Eleven loaves of lembas,
Ten Dunedain,
Nine screaming Nazgul,
An eight legged Shelob,
Seven Palantir,
Six ugly cave trolls,
Five wizard staffs!
Four stabby orcs,
Three elven rings,
Two sons of Elrond,

And the One Ring under the tree!