I got sucked into another fandom guys, also I know I am terrible with updating. I seriously need to stop diving head first into things without a game plan... This type of story, while I haven't ever written one before so I will say this early on take it easy on me, seems like a safe bet since all the episodes have transcripts all laid out for me already, and other than some basic filler I can really just have fun with this! Sorry for the long intro, but I was on such a role and then my persona-thing came into this and stuff happened, I will stop the rambling.
"Marinette you're going to be late to school!" Tikki cried.
"Oh no! Not aga-" Marinette yelped, tripping down the stairs from her bed, rushing into her bathroom. A few moments later, thanks to laying her clothes out the night before, she emerged with a toothbrush sticking from her foamy mouth. She was in the process of tying her other pigtail, and soon her purse was strapped onto her hip.
With a hurried goodbye Marinette was out the door without breakfast. She would worry later when she got back for lunch. She had been up late again training with being Ladybug and experimenting with her powers. She seemed to be doing that a lot, staying out too late and skipping breakfast.
She shook her head as she rocketed into school, Worry about your bad habits later, Mari, right now just worry about making it into class before the bell! Luckily it seemed her Ladybug luck was on her side today, as the bell rang right as she parked herself into her seat.
Unluckily, the moment she sat down a bright white flash had transported the entire class, minus the teacher, to a place that certainly wasn't Paris.
The entire class broke into pandemonium:
"Where are we?"
"Not cool dude!"
"Maybe if we all calm-"
"DADDY!"
The entire class shut up from Chloe's shrill screech. They turned to look at her panicked face, which turned into a scowl, daring them to say something. Turning to look away sheepishly, the class looked around the room in shock, before their eyes landed on something rather odd.
A young girl, probably no older than 14 or possibly Rose, stood in front of them with a remote pointed towards them in both hands. She had wide eyes with her lips forming a small "o" as she stared in silent shock.
She had slightly wavy, golden blonde hair along with large violet eyes. She had tan skin, and wore white shorts with a too large grey shirt. But what was shocking was the white spiked dragon tail poking from her back with a little arrow tip, with white scales on her hands and feet. Her toes and fingers were clawed, she had white dragon wings folded on her back, and horse like ears which were brushing the back of her jaw as they were lowered.
Her animal like eyes looked around the room with a panic in them, but her gaze lingered. She finally pulled the remote to her chest and closed her mouth. Her face was one of complete and utter, Shit I messed up.
Ignoring how utterly cute the girl was being, the class said not a word to the strange half human. The girl blinked before turned to look over her shoulder where a hallway was but also keeping one eye on the group. "Lily!" she shouts.
"What?!"
"What would happen if I touched a shiny button on your remote?!"
Silence from Lily and the class.
"Well first off I told you not to touch my stuff, because that would be a mistake!"
…
"LILY I MADE A MISTAKE!"
The class guffawed at the guilty girl, and struggled to contain their snickers after hearing a crash from down the hall followed by the pitter patter of someone rushing down it. Popping out of the entrance was a much older, much taller girl who seemed to be older than the class.
"Goddamnit Carly." Now the class shut up at the teen's curse as it rolled off her tongue so easily, now they had their mouths in "o" shapes. How can she say that?!
"I'm sorry sis! But it was shiny!"
"I put it in the drawer for a reason, and I told you not to look through my stuff for a reason cuz shit happens!" Lily growled in annoyance, ignoring the class as they tried to ignore another curse word.
With an annoyed sigh, Lily put her hand on the back of her younger sister. "Ugh, just lemme fix your mess, now go be a pain in the neck to someone else, kay?" and with that, Carly was shoved into the hall by her sister after the remote was taken away.
The class took a look at the girl who cursed like a sailor. She looked much different than her younger sister, with brown wavy hair that had curls near the tips with hazel eyes. Her skin was tan but appear to have originally been a light olive color, and while she had scales, wings, and a tail they were instead deep blue in color. Her wings and tail tip were feathered as well, not to mention the girl had feathers sticking out of her lower back and the back of her head, and the deep blue scales that covered her hands and feet also speckled her face, shoulders, and hips like freckles.
Her clothing was different too, with a silky white half top that only had one strap hung over a shoulder, along with the sleeves ending half way up her upper arm with no shoulders. Her silky white skirt also was longer on one side than the other. And her blue horse like ears were pierced.
"Sorry 'bout her, out of all my siblings I'm actually not surprised it was her." The teen had the decency to look guilty as she apologized, "I should have kept an eye on her more than I have been."
"Awe, it's ok! I'm sure she didn't mean it!" Rose assured the older teen, and some of the class nodded. Chloe, however, scoffed and didn't spare the teen.
"Well, I for one, know it most certainly is your fault we're all here, since you messed up such an easy task!" The class groaned, and Marinette made a move to defend the teen but was beaten to it.
"Honey, whine to me later when you have to babysit 48 siblings and your aunt's kiddos."
"Holy carp! I thought I had it rough with Manon!" Marinette muttered to herself. The class looked at Lily with a newly found sense of respect and awe. That's a lot of kids!
"Anyways," Lily continued, "I have some unfortunate news. This remote transports people from different dimensions to this special room. Lot's of people use it to summon people from movies and shows to watch them, sometimes books. Unfortunately that is the primary use, and even more unfortunate is that you all can't leave until we finish all the episodes in the season. And the specials. And the webisodes. And sometimes these gods called reviewers demand you guys react to other stuff 'cause they feel like it."
Adrien decided to be the bold one, "So why is this unfortunate for us?" Lily smiled gently with a small grimace. "Well truth be told I kinda want to see ya'll react, but here's the thing. The show you are all from is about Ladybug and Chat Noir. It's called Miraculous Ladybug. And it will reveal their civilian identities."
Adrien and Marinette didn't see each other freeze and go pale, neither did the class as they erupted into excited cheers that went something like this:
"We get to see who Ladybug and Chat Noir are!?"
"I bet they're going to be so cool!"
"Think of the fights scenes! The glorious fight scenes!"
Lily sighed as she waited for the class to stop. "Here's to hoping this doesn't crash and burn… ANYWAYS!" she yelled, effectively grabbing the attention of everyone again.
"May I ask how many akuma attacks there have been?" "Just one."
"Fuck."
The entire class audibly gasped, some stumbling backwards, some falling, Rose fainted, and Chloe jumped into Sabrina's arms with a wail. Lily deadpanned to them all before facepalming. "Guys it's not that big of a deal, it's not like I'm insulting anyone!"
Lily waited while Juleka revived Rose and Chloe tried to regain her dignity after scrambling out of Sabrina's arms. "My use of the oh so dreaded f-bomb is the fact that I just realized you are not only going to see Chat Noir and Ladybug's identities, but also other than two of these episodes, everything is going to be from the future."
The entire class numbly nodded. While of course none of them would ever think of using the f-bomb, Lily was at least somewhat justified in her use of the word. She was probably stressed out right now. Which is the understatement of the year, by the way! I had to do AP World homework all weekend and shit I am breaking the fourth wall again, crap. Sorry!
The entire class was confused, thinking they heard some weird form of narration, whilst Lily looked like her brain was malfunctioning. "Riiiiiiight."
"If you will all follow me, we can start watching and get seated, after I deal with 48 little details.." Lily groaned, waving her hand in a follow motion, leading the class through the hall.
As they continued further down the hall the sounds of 48 rowdy kids became apparent.
As soon as they stepped out of the hall it was like entering another dimension, kids were yelling at each other, throwing pillows and jumping onto the couches. They were flying and wrestling, roaring and screeching dragon-y sounds at each other. Not to mention some of them thought it would be a bright idea to breath different colored fire at each other. It was pure chaos, and after the class got over their initial shock they stared at a blank faced Lily in pure pity.
"Five minutes… I was gone five minutes…" she muttered. Then, Lily cupped her hands around her mouth, and everyone in the room flinched at the sonic boom of a roar that exploded from her mouth. It only got most of the kids to stop and sit in fright of the annoyed teen, around 9 of them got back up and continued to wreak havoc.
Lily groaned, dragging both hands down her face, even Chloe felt a bit sorry for her. "Faurei and Fiarlaen above, these kids'll give me grey feathers early." With a deep breath, Lily puffed out her chest, and with a shout, leaped after the nine troublesome kids. "Get back here right now you little demons!"
At the word demon, another person popped through a different hallway, dark skinned with his hair dyed gold, cyan colored eyes and beetle blue scales, "You called?" he smirked. The smirk faded into a downright guffaw at the poor girl. The class turned to look back at Lily, and while she looked rather comical, she was doing a rather good job at containing 6 of the 'demons'. Two were held in her wings folded against her side, another in a headlock, one had his ankle held by Lily as he fluttered in the air in an attempt to escape, another wrapped by her tail, and one actually just decided to cling onto her leg, causing the blue feathered girl to balance on one leg.
Through the snickering Lily snorted annoyedly, "How nice of you to drop by, cuz." Her cousin clutched his ribs, "What did you do that landed you on babysitting duty?" "Well," Lily scoffed, "Our dear aunt was in town, so now she and the parental units are on a date night with good ol' uncle. And because I am responsible and I decided to actually come home this week, I did the honorable thing and now I am watching over MY family and our aunt's only egg that still needs to hatch."
The girl looked over briefly, which in that moment her eyes widened, "HEY! That is not a maraca stop shaking it!" She snapped, everyone looked over to see the other 3 tricksters were indeed shaking an egg about half their height. With sheepish smiles they set the egg down and fluttered off. "I have taught my minions well." the older boy snickered.
Lily looked just about thoroughly done with everyone's shit, "Well, since I have to clean up this mess and deal with our lovely guests," the entire population seemed to realize that the Parisians were in the room, "And we all know everyone here adores big cousin Rune," at this she stomped up to Rune, who backed up a few steps, "They're your responsibility now." Lily then shoved the kid she had in a headlock into a mortified Rune's arms.
"Alright, out! Everybody out!" Lily flapped her large wings as she corralled every dragon out of the room, along with a few lost feathers, scales, and squawks of protest. As soon as everyone exited the room, Lily knocked the wall beside the entrance with the back of her knuckle, causing it to vanish and become part of the wall. She then ran into the back of the room, lifting the egg with little effort and placing it into a giant crib like object and rearranged pillows around it. Then she ran around, magically repairing the damage around the room that ranged from claw and burn marks to debris that lay scattered everywhere.
Panting, she literally flopped to the ground face first in front of everyone, panting a little. Alya bent down to poke her, "Girl, are you ok?" Lily looked up at her, "No." she groaned, but got up anyways. Lily looked at the group, and then to the navy blue couches, which unfortunately only seated two at a time, really inconvenient. "Alright, guys, I'm going to be a little evil and assign seating." And of course, get some of the ships kickstarted. "Here are the pairs: Chloe and Sabrina, Alix and Kim, Juleka and Rose, Ivan and Mylene, Nathaniel and Max, Nino and Alya, Adrien and Marinette."
Chloe immediately started whining about her Adrikins, demanding the order be changed. Marinette was busy wondering why her of all people, ignoring the butterflies in her stomach. She couldn't handle sitting next to her crush! Alya was going to have a field day after this!
Everyone except Chloe had sat down. She was still whining. "Chloe I swear to Faurei sit down." "This is an outrage! Don't you know who my daddy is!" "You mean the most incompetent dunderheaded mayor I've ever seen, then yes I know exactly who your daddy is."
The glass stared open mouthed at Lily insulting Chloe, who was now red faced. Kim looked like he wanted to murder the girl, and Max muttered almost to himself, "You should not have done that…"
"Well I never! When we are finished here I will personally make sure that-" "Too bad so sad honey, but you are in my house and my dimension, so whatever I say goes, now get your pretty ass in that couch, now." Lily interrupted with deadly calm. Chloe looked ready to explode again, but Lily was having none of that.
The class's respect for their host possibly broke all records with her next action. Not even giving Chloe the chance to speak, Lily marched right up to the spoiled blonde, slung the girl over her shoulder, and all but chucked her onto the couch right next to Sabrina.
"Alright, if we're all done whining, we'll actually start watching the-"
"LILY I MADE ANOTHER MISTAKE!"
"How the fu-" Lily screamed, catching herself, casting the others an apologetic glance for almost dropping another f-bomb, before leaping to her feet and running down the previous hallway. "Carly how in the name of Fiarlaen did you mess up this time?"
It was a few minutes of awkward silence for the class. They anxiously sat until Lily emerged again, holding the cursed remoted, and one arm hooked around Carly's waist, carrying the poor girl upside down. "Mari your parents are here!"
Lo and behold, Tom and Sabine walked on through the entrance, uncomfortably watching everyone in the room. Lily tossed the remote onto the floor, "Excuse me while I escort this one to her siblings," and like that she had left. Chloe lept to her feet and snatched the remote up before anyone had thought about how dangerous leaving the remote lying around could be.
"Well I think Lily is just keeping us here. If this remote can bring us here then I will just zap us back! Of course, maybe just two of us, the rest of you can stay for all I care." But before Chloe even remotely pressed a button, Lily came barreling through the hall, spotted the blonde, and rushed to yank the remote away.
"Do the words NO TOUCHY not exist in your language!" She yelled, chasing the screaming girl back to her place on the couch. With a sigh, Lily placed a much too gentle smile on her face as she turned to Marinette's parents. "Sorry, here, you two sit on the last couch."
As soon as Tom and Sabine sat down, the woman noticed no couches were left, "Dear, where will you sit?" Lily waved her hand, "I'll work it out don't worry." She got up and started to push on the wall in the front of the room, which suddenly revolved halfway causing her to yelp and tumble into the black space behind it. There was a faint crash before she reemerged and clicked the rest of the wall into place, revealing the T.V that had been on the back. She then stopped in the space between the first row and T.V, crouching onto all fours and smacked the ground. Suddenly rising from the ground came a giant shelf laden with who knows how many snacks. "All those who want something grab it now cause I am not pausing this thing for snack breaks."
The room rushed upon the shelf like a school of piranhas, shaking it lightly which caused Lily to grip it with all four limbs again, looking like a kitten stuck in a tree. Marinette hoped nobody would question why she had her arms filled with probably her own body weight in cookies on top of other things. Nobody did they just thought it was because of her living in a bakery. Meanwhile Adrien was worrying about the smell from the amount of camembert he had collected. When everyone hobbled back to their seats, and after Lily flicked a grape at Chloe's head as she attempted to sit in Marinette's spot, Lily tapped the top of the shelf. It sank back into the floor almost faster than someone could blink, leaving the poor girl hovering in the air like a cartoon before a startled roar followed her descent.
Everyone flinched at the thud when Lily landed. The teen had a grimace on her face, a strangled whimper muffled because her mouth had been closed. Finally, a blank look washed over her face, "Ow."
The hostess leapt back onto her feet, arms filled with her own snacks, looking around the room, before her eyes landed on Tom and Sabine. Wordlessly she flew over their heads and with a flutter of wings perched on the back of the couch. "You don't mind do you?"
Sabine shook her head and Tom shrugged, and just lounged. They all waited a few minutes before turning to look at Lily, who had the remote held towards the T.V, but her eyes were narrowed skeptically.
"I'm just making sure nothing else interrupted us." She explained, earning some nods. Finally, Lily pressed pla-
"Wait-"
"Agreste I will murder you."
"Shutting up."
Thoughts? Good? Bad? Did I spend too long doing a thing? Feel like being a bitch today for no reason? ME TOO!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Miraculous Ladybug and all the characters. They belong to their respectful owners, cuz let's be honest if I owned the show it probably wouldn't go anywhere and suddenly commit suicide. ALSO I belong to myself, and my fictional parents, aunt, cousin, cousin who needs to hatch, 48 siblings, and Faurei and Fiarlaen all belong to moi aussi.