Alfred My Loving… Wife?

US/Fem-US/UK

Rated: T

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia I WISH I DID!

America sees how good England is with kids and he decides to take matters into his own hands. Involves Angst, Cute England, Established Relationship and Female America.

I like this story idea. Its kinda Christmas themed. Well just the first chapter. Also sorry for the angst. But anyway ON WITH THE STORY! Enjoy :)

England smiled as he read the calendar date. 'December 20th! My favorite day of the year next to America's birthday and our anniversary.' Every year England would go around the world to every countries home and give the country a pre-Christmas present. America would sometimes tag along but now that they were dating (2 years now) he would tag along with England.

America smiled as he watched his lover get giddy and began to have a bit of skip in his step. "Babe you excited for today?" "Of course love it's my favorite day of the year, expect your birthday and our anniversary." England smiled as he got ready. America got ready as well and then they were on their way with the gifts and a list. The list had every country in the world and due to England's ocdness it was in alphabetically order.

"Germany is next on the list love. Well I should say Germany and Italy since they got married last year." "Yeah they are a great couple. I heard they had another baby. This time a girl her name is Chibitalia but also known as Maria."

England smiled and then looked out the window to hide his frown. He always wanted children and he wanted them with America. But he knew that two men couldn't have a baby and America told him that he didn't want kids. It broke his heart that America didn't want children with him but he wanted America happy so he never talked about children.

America knew that England wanted children. 'Arthur has always been good with kids and me… I'm a failure, but I want him to be happy and give him kids. But it just doesn't work with two men. Boy if I was a girl then maybe Arthur would be happier.'

England pulled over in front of Germany's house and grabbed three gifts for the family. They walked up and knocked and England played with America's hair a little.

"Babe… stop." "Oh stop your whining it was laying a funny way so I fixed it. I like your hair a certain way you know." America rolled his eyes and the door opened.

"Oh England, America good morning, can I help you with something?" Germany asked.

"Good morning Germany I just wanted to say Merry Christmas. I know it's still a few days away, but America and I do this every year. Also congratulations on the new addition to your family." England said and Germany smiled. "Thank you."

Italy and a small blonde child came to the door. "AH ITS ENGLAND!" Italy screamed as he hid behind Germany. "Oh god. England I'm so sorry about this. Feli he is here to give us early Christmas presents." Italy peeped out then smiled shyly.

"Ah sorry England. And grazie for the gifts." England smiled and handed the gift to Germany. He looked down and saw the blonde haired boy looking at him.

He squatted down to the boy's eye level and smiled. "Hello there." The blonde boy clung to Italy's leg. "I have a present for you and your little sister." The boy looked up at Italy.

"Go ahead baby you can take it. He is a nice man." Italy said. The blonde boy let go of the leg and approached England. England held out the gift. It was a small red wrapped package.

"Grazie mister." The blonde boy voiced softly. The boy unwrapped it and he gasped. It was a glass snowflake ornament for a Christmas tree. It also had his name on it.

"Holy Roman Empire. That's me! Mama Papa look look!" HRE said excitedly. Italy and Germany saw the ornament. "England thank you!" Italy screamed.

"Open yours Germany. It's a combination gift for you and Italy." America said as Arthur kept playing with Holy Roman Empire. America smiled at the scene and was drawn back at Italy's gasp.

"Oh Germany look at it. It's beautiful." Italy said as he held up an ornament with was in the shape of both Italy and Germany. "I made the ornament myself just for you guys."

"England… Arthur thank you very very much." Germany voiced as helped England to his feet and hugged him. England hugged back and laughed a little.

"May I?" England asked as he pointed to HRE. Germany and Italy both nodded and Italy went to get Chibitalia when she began to cry. England picked up Holy Roman Empire and tossed him shallowly in the air. HRE laughed loudly and then England placed him on his hip.

England saw the new baby and he awed. America on the other hand awed as well but on the inside he cried a little. He wanted a baby and he wanted England's.

England placed HRE on the ground and said their goodbyes. "Come back soon England." Holy Roman Empire said. England nodded and waved bye.

America and England finished the list and then went back to England's house. America flopped onto the couch and sighed. "I know you are tired love, why don't you get cleaned up and go to bed." England said.

"You aren't going to shower with me?" America said as he pouted. "Not tonight love. I'm just going to get some water then go to bed." England kissed America's forehead and went to the kitchen. America got up and made his way to the stairs when he heard England begin to cry.

He rushed over to the kitchen but stopped when he heard England start to talk.

"Why doesn't… he want kids? I mean… he would be… a great dad… and he would be so much…. ha… happier. Stupid… stupid Arthur, he won't… ever…want kids. Is it me? Or… is it the fact… that he thinks… he won't be a good father." England cried for a little longer and America felt his heart break.

'Arthur. I'm sorry… WAIT I GOT IT!' America thought as he made his way to England's basement/ magic room.

He opened the door and began to search for a spell book about gender changing. He found one and began to read the spell. 'Ok recite this to make yourself a woman. Easy enough.' America thought as he took in a deep breath and breathed out.

"Make me woman. Make me a girl. One who can't be scorned. Make me one who can give birth. Make me a she. Worthy of thee England. Make me a woman. Make me a woman!" America shouted and then a bright light surrounded the male country and then quickly disappeared. 'What the hell? That was totally bogus!' America thought as he trumped up the stairs back onto the main level. He checked the kitchen to see if England was there and he wasn't.

America made his way to the bedroom and England was already fast asleep. America frowned, but kissed England's forehead. 'I'm so sorry England. I wish there was something I could do to make you happy.' America thought as he curled into England and fell asleep.

Ok chapter 1 what do ya think? If you can please READ AND REVIEW! I would totally love you forever!