A/N: My first dark fan fiction woo~
Ok so this actually came from reading about an hour's worth of pasta and thinking about pewdiepie. Weird thought process but whatever. This is my first time writing anything like this so hopefully I'll do ok. I also ask for at least 5 reviews. I'm gonna continue either way but reviews motivate me sooooo….
Disclaimer: I will never own Hetalia –sob-
"We're built of contradictions, all of us. It's those opposing forces that give us strength, like an arch, each block pressing the next. Give me a man whose parts are all aligned in agreement and I'll show you madness. We walk a narrow path, insanity to each side. A man without contradictions to balance him will soon veer off."
"The meeting is over; we will meet here together at precisely 9:00 am no second late understood?"
A slight grunt escaped everyone's throats as they were all eager to go to their hotel rooms and sleep. Italy sprung out of his seat and wrapped his arms around Germany's neck. "Come one Germany let's go eat some pasta I made! You can join us too Romano!" "I wouldn't join you and potato bastard if we were the last three people on earth and all we had was pasta!" Romano yelled angrily at Italy's offer and stormed off with Spain not far behind his trail. "Oh Romano you're so adorable!" "Shut up Spain." China stood up and stretched his muscles as the other Asian nations minus Japan did the same. "Well that was two hours of my life gone down the drain. Anyone want to go eat something? It'll be my treat." Hong Kong and South Korea nodded simply while Taiwan, Thailand, Vietnam, and Macau backed away slightly. "No thank you teacher I'm not in the mood for the food here since we're currently in London and I'd like to not get my stomach pumped." Taiwan replied.
America yanked Canada out from his seat as Japan went to the two. "Ah America what the hell!?" Canada screamed, well whispered, as America laughed insanely. "Come one bro the meeting is over! Let's go look around and try to find a bar and stuff! Wanna come Japan?" "Oh why thank you America that's really kind and since I can't refuse such a generous offer I will accept." "….So is that a yes?" America asked slightly confused by Japan's answer. "Oh yes. Sorry about that…."
As everyone left the meeting room two nations stayed behind. Moldova wanted to leave like everyone else but could not because his big brother Romania had fallen asleep halfway through the meeting. "Come on Big brother we have to go now, even Mr. Bulgaria left!" Moldova attempted to shake him back to life but only resulted in a soft snoring sound from the Romanian. Finally fed up with it, Moldova cleared his throat and tried a new tactic. "Hungary had sex with Bulgaria." "I'M UP!" Romania jolted back up at the false statement and noticed that everyone was no longer there. "Huh? Wait where is everyone?" "Gone. And don't worry Bulgaria is still a virgin I just had to say that to wake you up." "What!? Why did you do that to me? I was having an awesome dream where I conquered the world and I was married to Merylin Monroe." "Um…..sorry?" Romania sighed then patted Moldova on the head while he got up. "It's ok Moldova it's just a dream. Now let's go get something to eat." Moldova nodded and followed Romania out the conference building.
A/N: Chapter is short and to be honest it's more of a filler. I promise that the next chapter will get more interesting so hang on ok? I'll try to update frequently but I tend to get a little caught up in school and I don't really write that much until the weekend so just work with me ok?
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