"Ugh where am I said a pink haired man who wore a white scarf" around his neck. "Sorry dude but your dead" said a voice beside him. "Wait Dead I can't be dead" said Natsu. "Well you are" said the voice.
"Dead how why when who what" "You where killed by Acnologia I don't know why about three hours ago Acnologia killed you I think he ripped your heart out of your chest said the voice.
Natsu turned towards the figure and saw a beautiful woman with long black hair and Sky blue eyes she wore a black blouse that showed a bit of cleavage and a mini skirt as well has some thigh high boots.
"Who are exactly" asked Natsu. "Aw come on Natsu you don't remember me this isn't the first time we met" said the woman. "I don't think I've died before today" said Natsu.
"You did 400 years ago you died and came to me but that bastard brother of yours decided to play god and bought you back has a demon I was so mad I curse that bastard the woman yelled has black fire surrounded her body.
"Sorry sorry let me calm down the woman" said has she took a deep breath. "So you're that Ankhseram person who cursed Zeref uh" said Natsu. "Yep that was me Ankhseram" said with a grin.
"So is this heaven or hell" Natsu asked. "Neither this is Purgatory a place for people who have regrets in life" said Ankhseram. "Why am I here I don't think I have any regrets" said Natsu.
"Well your a special case the high council couldn't decide weather you should go up or down" said Anksheram. "Wait what?" Natsu asked confused.
"Yeah some want to let you into heaven because of your feats and the fact that you've done nothing but protect your friends but others say that letting a demon into the holy land may have unforeseen consequences so until the matter is resolved you'll be staying with me here in Purgatory said Anksheram.
"Guess I'll get used to be dead then" said Natsu. "Aw being dead isn't all bad" said Anksheram. "Move it! out of the way!" came a scream has some one came running towards them unable to stop.
"Lucy!" Natsu shouted before the woman slammed into him. Owie the woman moaned has she rubbed her head. "Lucy you can't be dead what's going on did that bastard Acnologia kill you Natsu said has he shook the woman her breast bouncing with each shake.
"Knock it off pervert!" shouted a woman with short dark purple hair wearing some blue jeans a tank top. "Whoa Ultear your dead too and wait how'd you get young again? what's happening down their?" Natsu said in a panic.
"I'm afraid your mistaken I'm not Lucy Heartfillia I'm her mother Layla the busty blonde" said has she got off the ground. "Your Layla you look just like Lucy" said Natsu in shock.
"Well I am her mother" said Layla with a giggle. "Then that means your... Yep you guess it I'm Ultears mother and the teacher of Gray and Lyon I'm Ur" said Ur with a smile. "So it's your fault that Gray is a stripper" said Natsu.
"Don't blame me!" shouted Ur has she punched Natsu in the head.
"I'm sure your wondering why we are here and what we regret in life but we won't tell you so easily" said Layla.
"I don't remember asking" said Natsu.
"Daw your so mean" said Layla. "Let's go it's getting late we should head in for the night" said Ur. "Alright I'm coming" said Layla. "So that's Lucy's mom uh" Natsu said has he watched her leave with a smile on his face.
"Natsu and Layla sitting in a tree K-i-s-s-i-n-g first comes love then comes marriage then comes the baby in the baby carriage" Anksheram sang.
"Come on I'll show you to your new home said Anksheram has she dragged Natsu through the streets.
"After a long walk the two came to a small temple". "This is where you'll be staying looks like your roommate is out" said Anksheram. "Oh and don't worry about shopping your room has already been filled with the essentials" said Anksheram has she left Natsu with a bow.
"Well I guess I should get use to this" said Natsu has he headed inside to wash up.
"Natsu when to sleep when he woke up to the sound of running water.
"Oh crap did I leave the water" on Natsu said has he ran to the bathroom to turn the water off.
"KYAAAAAA! SMACK!" "Ouch that hurt" Natsu said has he rubbed his cheek and looked up and saw a busty green haired girl wearing little more than a towel.
"You must be my roommate I'm Natsu Dragneel" Natsu said introducing himself.
"I'm Karen Lilica the woman" said has she shoved Natsu out the bathroom.
The next morning
Natsu woke up to the smell of breakfast cooking.
"What's cooking" Natsu asked has he walked into the small kitchen. "Just some toast and eggs I wanted to cook and welcome you to your new home" said Karen. "Uh you're burning the eggs" said Natsu has he saw the eggs catch flame.
"Aw crap!" Karen shouted as she turned the heat down and took the eggs off. "Phew I saved them" said Karen with a proud smile on her face.
Natsu looked at the eggs and saw nothing but a smoldering pile of burnt eggs.
"How about I cook us something said Natsu with a grin has he scrapped the eggs into the trash can. "Try to do something nice and this is the thanks I get" said Karen in a huff.
"Nice you'd kill someone with those eggs" said Natsu has he washed the pain and grabbed some more eggs. "Fire Dragon's Roar! Natsu shouted trying to use his magic but nothing happened.
"What the hell!" Natsu shouted has he tried again and again. "Magic doesn't work here" said Karen after about the tenth time. "Really that sucks I don't know how to cook without using my fire" said Natsu.
"I know a spot where we can get some food it's a bar on Jefferson street come on I'll take you to it" said Karen has her and Natsu walked out the house.
"The two of them walked in silence until they reached the bar where they where immediately bombarded with the sounds of drink! drink! drink!
"Natsu cut through the crowd dragging Karen with him when he saw a woman with neck length brown hair wearing a long trench coat drinking her 50th mug of beer.
"You must be Cana's mom" Natsu said has he sat beside the woman.
"Yo'ur cute" the woman said has she pulled Natsu into a kiss before fainting.
"Oh my looks like Cornelia pushed herself again" said a woman with long dark blue hair that reached just past her ample butt she wore a maid's uniform that left little to the imagination and had a tray in hand.
"Hello my friend Ur told me all about you my name is Mika, Mika Fullbuster the woman" said has she greeted Natsu. "Your Grays mom" Natsu asked. "Yep nice to meet you" said Mika with a smile before skipping off.
"I had a feeling you'd two would come here" said Anksheram has she walked over to them. "Shouldn't you be I don't know handling lost souls or something" asked Karen.
"But that's boring besides Anna" said she'd handle it said Anksheram.
"Natsu is that you?" said a masculine voice behind him. Natsu turned around and saw a slightly taller man with crimson red hair and a evil looking beard. "Yeah who are you?" Natsu asked.
"It's me Igneel the man said with a hearty smile that" Natsu instantly recognized. "Igneel your here too" said Natsu shocked.
Yep me and all the others" said Igneel with a grin.
"How was my little Wendy doing ?" asked a woman with long white hair and rocking body and pink eyes. "You must be Grandeeney" Natsu said. "Yep that's me" Grandeeney said with a smile.
"You should come visit our home all us dragons put our money together to buy a mansion" said Igneel with a grin.
"It was good seeing you guys again" said Natsu has he waved them off.
"Natsu found a seat next to" Karen who was already on her fourth drink.
"What where you doing" asked Karen has she took a swig of her drink.
"Just talking to some old friends" said Natsu with a smile has he orderd a drink
Suddenly a man with short black hair wearing a suit and glasses sat next to Karen bumping Natsu out the way.
"Hey beautiful why don't you ditch this loser and hang out with a real man" the man said has he leaned against the counter.
"Okay just go find me one" said Karen with a smile.
"Why! I oughta!" the man shouted has he rose his hand up.
"Try it" Karen said has she glared the man right in the eyes.
The man bought his hand down smack! but he didn't smack Karen oh no no no he smacked Natsu Dragneel and boy was Natsu pissed.
"Your where gonna smack a woman that hard have you no shame" said Natsu has he wiped a bit of blood from his mouth and cracked his knuckles.
"Take this!" Natsu shouted has he decked the man in the face sending him crashing into some tables.
"Bar Fight!" yelled some random guy has everyone started throwing punches.
"THATS! ENOUGH!" came a booming shout has Mika stood on the bar counter.
"Tell me who started this" said Mika has she jumped off the counter and everyone split like the red sea making a path right towards the man in a suit.
Mika walked up to the man and picked him up by the nose twisting all the while.
"I don't like people who starts a ruckus in my bar said Mika has she pulled her fist back and decked the man in the face breaking his nose and giving him a black eye. "Now get out! shoot!" Mika yelled.
"Natsu why'd you protect me" said Karen has she looked him in the eye. "Well why not? where friends right?" Natsu asked.
"You wouldn't be friends with me if you knew what I did before I died" said Karen.
"I already know all about you Aries and Loke and what went down I'm not mad at you" said Natsu. "How can you not be mad I treated them like dirt" said Karen.
"Well your dead so I think you've been punished enough and the fact that your in this realm means you regret how you treated them which tells me that your not all bad if you regretted it" said Natsu.
"BWA!" Karen suddenly started wailing. "Natsu! did you make Karen cry?" Mika asked has she creepily walked over to him.
"Wait no no I didn't" said Natsu has he tried to explain the situation. "Okay I believe you" said Mika with a grin as she kept walking towards him.
"But if I find out you hurt her in anyway I'll make sure your stuck here forever has my personal servant" Mika whispered into his ear before skipping off.
"Come on Karen lets get you home" said Natsu. "Carry me please" Karen mumbled. "Sure" said Natsu has he turned his back towards her allowing her to climb on piggyback style.
"I just wish their was some way I could apologize to Aries and the other Spirits" said Karen has she gripped Natsu's shirt tighter.
"I'll ask Anksheram about it tomorrow maybe she can help" said Natsu. "Yeah maybe" said Karen has she drifted off to sleep.
later...
Natsu finally made it home and gently set Karen on the bed slipping her shoes and Jacket off before putting her under the covers.
Natsu went to his own room to get an afternoon nap.
Natsu's woke up to the sound of slurping and a bulge under his covers. "GAHOOO!" Natsu shouted has he released his essence and pulled the covers off.
"Oh your awake" Karen said has she swallowed his cum and licked some excess off her mouth.
"Wha-what are you doing" Natsu asked. "Well I wanted to thank you for taking such good care of me" said Karen has she took her clothes off.
"Well come on Natsu lets take a shower" Karen said has she pulled Natsu out of bed.
That's when the phone rang ringa dinga ringa dinga ringa dinga.
"What!" Karen shouted has she picked up the phone.
It's for you some guy named Igneel" said Karen has he handed Natsu the phone. "Dad?" Natsu said has he grabbed the phone.
"So what does he want" asked Karen.
"Well first he told me that since I'm technically a prince I can have has many woman has I want and he invited me and all my friends over for dinner this saturday" said Natsu.
"Well I don't mind Sharing you so long has I'm the only queen" said Karen her arms crossed over her modest bust.
"Now get naked and come rail me in the shower" Karen demanded
" I Guess being Dead isn't all bad" said Natsu has he headed for the showers