Corrin Reacts to Fanfiction, Part 1!

A/N: Welcome, one and all to…wait, what do you mean you want Lucina Reacts? Oh, I'm still working on that, but I do have a nice twist for you there. The second half of the RWBY Chibi Reaction over in Weiss Reacts will come out later. Anyway, this is a semi-interest check, semi-premiere of the fourth Reactsverse fic; seeing as I'm still working out schedules, this will not update nearly as regularly as one would think, as I've not updated regularly in a long while, but I will try my best.

For those of you new to the Reactsverse series, the basic premise is that our beloved characters, whether they be badass time-travelling magical girls, ice heiresses or time-travelling flat-chested princesses, are reacting to fanfic and other such filth. And of course varying antics, shenanigans, and creative troping, but eh. So, let's get on with this! This takes place post-Revelations, with a few changes here and there to allow for maximal antics and shipping. And if you have yet to figure that out from the blurb, smack yourself on the back of the head for not reading it.

DISCLAIMER: Fire Emblem belongs to Intelligent Systems, otherwise Elise would default to a Maid class. (I'll just have to satisfy my moe urges with reclassing her later.) Warning for spoilers to anyone who has NOT played Revelations.

All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.

It had been two years since the climactic war that embroiled both the kingdoms of Hoshido and Nohr, the descendants of the Dawn and Dusk Dragons, after the murder of Queen Mikoto of Hoshido.

Two years since their royal families, retainers and other allies convened and headed into the hidden kingdom of Valla to slay the insane, godly dragon Anankos, led by one of his very blood, Corrin and their partner Azura.

It was a long, trying two years. Hoshido and Nohr were forced to rebuild that which had been destroyed in the short conflict prior to their alliance to destroy the Slient Dragon, and Valla had been utterly ruined by his madness; neither Corrin nor Azura could take their birthright back in full and now dwelt in the dimension Lilith had brought them to all those years ago-dubbed with the rather imaginative name 'Fort Corrin'- with a portal built towards the capitals of the two kingdoms, Windmire and Shirasagi to allow the two to visit their friends dwelling far away. The place had been since kitted up with a proper palace, befitting of the royalty who lived there, instead of the treehouse they lived in for whatever reason.

Meanwhile, new principalities had risen from the ashes; Kohga, the homeland of the rogue Shura had been rebuilt from the lands of Mokushu- a fitting fate for the land that had destroyed it- while Cheve stood strong, its military rebuilt and now free of Garon's yoke. The Ice Tribe had their freedom once more, and the Wolfskin and Kitsune, previously hunted, now lived openly due to the exploits of their leaders during the war, celebrated as heroes.

And all was well.

Except Takumi. He was still just as much of a jackass as always.

But then, one couldn't have everything.

Of course, there was no need to think on the past. Today was a good day in Fort Corrin.

Elise had decided- against the protests of Xander and everyone else present- that she wanted to go live up there with her older sibling, 'leaving the nest' so to speak. Today was the day she intended to move up there, too.

The inhabitants of the fort were up all of the morning working on making it ready for her, with Corrin and Flora making the entrance hall ready for her while Jakob attempted to salvage the catastrophe Felicia had created in attempting to cook up a legendary feast for the young princess. Azura's contribution had been to making her room ready; the two princesses had grown close during the war and Azura saw fit that she help around the fortress by taking some work off the others by helping clean up the room that Elise would be sleeping in.

And it was on that very morning that the whole world would be changed forevermore.

"You are the ocean's grey waves…." Azura softly sang to herself as she set a small vase of roses up on the bedside table in the room that was to be Elise's. She closed her eyes, brushing a stray strand of light blue hair from her eyes. The songstress sighed, placing her hands on her hips as she looked around the room.

"I never realised how hard doing this all on your own was….." Azura mused as she wiped some sweat from her temple. "Perhaps I should've asked Corrin or someone else to help me. And I nearly got myself tied up with the bedsheets….

….perhaps it's best I don't tell Jakob about what happened." She closed her eyes, cringing at the terror that was a king-sized duvet cover. "….he'd lecture me all day on how beds are meant to be set.

Still….I hope Elise likes her new room."

Azura smiled at the thought of the hyperactive princess coming to dwell with them. She could almost hear her cheerful cry of "BIG BRO!" ringing down the halls already. The songstress spared herself a small giggle.

"Alright. I'd better sit down for a moment." She stepped outside the door, shutting it behind her as she sat on a nearby chair, collecting her thoughts.

Something caught her eye. Azura turned her head to the nearby bench; it was a favourite haunt of Flora's, as the ice maiden liked to sit here and contemplate things when she was resting.

"It's a…book." The songstress noted, picking up a small tome that was where Flora usually sat. "…did Flora leave this behind?"

She examined the book closely. It was black and untitled, with what appeared to be a logo of six eyes linked by a single line in a bend. The sigil seemed ominous, but Azura could not explain why. She tilted her head curiously.

"…hm. Is this a spellbook of some sort? I didn't know Flora was studying magic…" She looked around suspiciously, looking for any sign of Flora or her sister. "…..hm. I'm…..sure she wouldn't mind if I take a small peek into this tome. Just a peek, to make sure it's hers."

Breathing deeply and taking one last look around, Azura opened the book just a bit.

The pages were blank and utterly devoid of any words or illustration. The songstress looked confused for a second.

"…huh? Where…..is this a diary of some sort? Oh, no, no, I'd better close this." Azura declared. "Flora wouldn't want me to be-"

Suddenly, the tome shot open and Azura, in her surprise, released a loud squeak and clasped the covers tight, as the pages blew in front of her as if driven by a strong gale, words popping into existence onto the blank sheets faster than Azura's eyes could follow, before settling back onto the first page of the book, settling down as if nothing had ever happened.

"What k-kind of magic was that? I'm…..was that a protective charm?" The songstress breathed deeply, somewhat shaken as she looked the page up and down. "….and…..huh.

The author of this book can be seen now….who's 'AzurrinFan69'? That does not sound like a name at all. Perhaps a pseudonym of some sort...but a rather…..amateurish one, if I'm honest. Perhaps Flora didn't want people to read it because of this…though….."

She flipped the page, tilting her head.

"….What is a…'fanfic'?" Azura squinted, examining the word. "…is that right? I…..I'm not sure if that word is spelt right. They've spelled quite a few things wrong…..

…wait. Wait. Is this a story about me? My name…..yes, that's my name and it has Corrin too…..w-wait.

Wait. What is….."

Her eyes widened as she saw her and Corrin engaging in some sort of….indecent act involving chocolate syrup, which they were covered in, while devoid of all clothes.

And by the story's telling, they seemed to be enjoying it very much. Very much.

A second passed.

Azura's horrified scream rang throughout the corridors.

….

Corrin was at her side in a minute, the boy clutching his knees and breathing heavily from the effort.

When he arrived, he saw the songstress clutching her face in horror and shame, with a book on the floor turned with the spine pointed up and her cheeks redder than Hinoka's hair.

"G-good gods…" He sighed, partially in relief from Azura being unharmed and partially from exasperation. "I thought you were hurt, Azura! W-what happened?"

"…..b-b-book….." She slowly pointed at the tome on the floor. Corrin blinked.

"What?"

"T-that book….." The songstress tried to regain her composure as she gazed up at the prince with an embarrassed expression. "…i-it had an….indecent…..perverted…..story. I-I thought it was F-Flora's a-and I read it t-to see w-what it was….d-don't tell her, please…."
"…..perverted?" Corrin tilted his head as he picked up the book, examining it carefully. His eyes widened as he got to the portion involving him, Azura and the chocolate syrup slathered over their naked bodies.

"….oh. Wow. That's…..erm. Very, very perverted."

"…..yes." Azura blinked briefly, as if not quite understanding why he'd repeat her. "I-it is."

"….and you thought Flora owned this why?"

"….I-I found it on her spot, w-where she likes sitting." Azura explained. "How are you so c-calm about this?"
The prince's cheeks were slightly reddened. "….a-actually…..i-it is kinda perverted…b-but, you know, I worked with Niles. And then you know how Camilla is, and Orochi…."

"…..y-you have a point about that." The songstress conceded, returning to calm. "S-still…you have to find out who owns this. And w-who this 'AzurrinFan69' is….."
"You're right." Corrin closed his eyes, shutting the book. "Well, first things first is that we find Flora and-"

"C-Corrin?" Felicia tapped him on the shoulders, causing him to turn around. "Yes?"

"E-Elise is-"
"BIG BROOOOOOOOO!"

The young princess' voice echoed down the corridor. Corrin sighed as he looked down at the book in his hands.

"Yeah, yeah, just give me a-Ah!" The prince yelped as his arm was grabbed by Felicia.

"L-Lady Elise w-will be disappointed if y-you're not there! She's been l-looking f-forward to seeing you for a while!" Felicia seemed happy. "C-Come on, Corrin!"

"W-wait! Felicia!" Corrin yelped, but it was no use, as she was already halfway down the corridor with him.

Azura closed her eyes, no longer embarrassed but now concerned.

'W-wait a second…..if that book showed me…..that…..'

"Oh. Oh no. Not Elise. Not Elise! FELICIA! CORRIN! WAIT!"

She immediately ran after Corrin and Felicia.

In the entrance hall….

"This is going to be so much FUN!" Elise chirped happily as she skipped through the door, Xander, Effie and Arthur walking in tow. The young King of Nohr was as regal as always in dress and countenance, but his expression belied less a royal king and seasoned warrior and more a concerned and rather overprotective brother.

"Are you sure you're going to be okay living here with Corrin? You know, you can always come back home if you want. Anytime. Literally." Xander offered as his little sister smiled brightly at him.

"It's gonna be okay! I have Corrin and Azura and everyone else right here with me! And besides, Effie and Arthur won't be far away, they promised to come and visit!"

"Did I have to carry all of these bags? Not that I complain- I would rather die than deny Lady Elise- but surely you could have carried more, Effie." The axefighter remarked, struggling under the weight of Elise's rather large and well-packed luggage. Effie huffed, carrying only one bag.

"It's good for the muscles! You should carry heavy weights to make you strong!"

"These weights are indeed quite heavy…but I fear they're not having the desired effect….." Arthur grunted as he struggled under the weight. "Then again, I did draw the short straw. Literally."
"You broke the straw." The female knight pointed out. "And then tripped and stabbed yourself with all of them-"
"L-Lady Elise doesn't need to know all that!"

Xander sighed. "You know, Elise, you can always do this some other time."

"Oh come on, Xander! I want to live with Corrin now!" Elise crossed her arms and pouted huffily. "Besides, I'll always visit you and everyone else back home! I'm an adult now!"

"…..that, I suppose you are." The prince closed his eyes in defeat, sighing with a small smile. "Very well. I'll stop bothering you about it, then."

Elise's pout remained. The prince tensed briefly, before shaking his head.

"…and I will tell Laslow to go away. I won't have him or Peri check in on you."

"…how did she see me?" As if on cue, Laslow stepped out behind a nearby lamppost. "I even had Niles teach me how to hide-"

"Just leave." Xander ordered calmly. Laslow frowned, rubbing the back of his head.

"…..alright. Come on, Peri." He motioned to the other lamppost as he headed back towards the portal to their home.

"Awww…I was looking forward to killing the poor suckers who snuck in!" The cavalier stepped out, huffing annoyedly as she followed her partner back to the portal.

Elise's pout faded. She hugged her brother around the waist tightly, cooing.

"Don't worry, I'll be fine! Corrin and Azura will protect me!" The girl giggled. "What's the worst that could happen?"

"….alright." Xander conceded. "You win, Elise. Just…don't forget to tell me if something's happened, alright? Send letters, drop in…..you know how much Camilla worries….."
"I'm not sure Camilla's worrying that much compared to you." Elise teased, giggling still. "You're here, after all~"

"Yeah, we'll make sure she's fine. Don't worry yourself." Effie reassured him as she placed down her mistress' bag. Arthur took it as a signal to put his down, managing instead to fall over and crush himself under the weight. Elise's eyes widened.

"Arthur! Are you alright?!"

"Do not fear! My spine is not broken! I think!" He called out from beneath Elise's bags.

Suddenly, the madness was interrupted as Felicia dragged Corrin towards the pair. The maid smiled happily.

"Felicia! Big bro!" Elise chirped happily as she all but tackled her older brother, squeezing his waist tightly as she pressed up against him.

"Ooof! H-hey, Elise!" Corrin wheezed, hiding one hand behind his back to keep the tome out of Elise's reach. "N-nice to….see you…my innards are…being pushed up…."
"Corrin, I trust you'll take care of our sister?" Xander inquired calmly, a small smile on his face.

"I-if she doesn't c-choke me to death first."

"Shall I show you to your room?" Felicia inquired, trying not to giggle at the affectionate hugging. "It's nice to see you again, L-Lady Elise."

"Like I keep saying to you and my retainers, just call me Elise!" The girl complained, pouting for the umpteenth time in so many mintues. "We're friends, aren't we?"

"….f-fair point."

"E-Elise…..can you let me go…please….." Corrin wheezed out once more, before Elise relinquished him, giggling.

"Oh! Sorry! Are you alright, big bro?"

"I'll…..get back to you when my lungs have….reinflated…." He coughed for a few moments. "Gods, Elise, you've really grown. I was only in the Outrealms for, what, a few months?"

"Heheheh! I wanted to make myself look nice for the best big brother ever! And then you can tell me all about what you did out there!"

"C-Can I know too?" Felicia raised her hand meekly.

Xander sighed, shaking his head. "She's talked about seeing you again for a while. We all have.

We've missed you, Corrin. Do you at least want to pay us a visit over at home? I know Camilla really wants to see you again-"
"Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it." Corrin quickly waved him off. "Hey, listen. Do you guys, uh, mind if I head up to my-"
"Oooooh! What's that?" Elise tilted her head before grabbing the tome from Corrin's hand. The prince flailed, panicking. He tried to reach for it, but the girl was fast enough to keep it out of his hands.

"H-hey! Give that back!" Corrin protested.

"Why? Is it a diary?" The little princess giggled teasingly. "Ooh! Maybe you like someone! Is it Azura? I bet it's Azura!"

Xander frowned. "Elise, give it back to him."

"I just want to have a look at it!" The princess replied, before flipping through the pages. "Let's see…huh. Who's ElfCollaborator? What kind of name is that? Is it Hoshidan? I bet he wrote the book.

Ooh, ooh, what's it about?!"

Corrin froze in terror. Azura, who had just made it to the hall, also froze as she saw the tome in Elise's hands.

And Xander right there. With the dark magical sword Siegfried at his side. Right within striking range of Corrin.

'Oh no.'

"…i-it's about Xander! And the funny lady, Charlotte!" She giggled. "They're kissing!"

The Nohrian king's cheeks reddened at the thought. Of course, he refused to comment on whether or not the rumours involving him and the seductive axe fighter who spent much of her time around him during the war were true. "M-me and….Charlotte?!"

"Yep! And….uhm…that's weird." Elise blinked as she read further on, looking slightly less cheerful. "…..why are you two taking off all your clothes and holding each other real-"

"OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT" Corrin yanked the book out of Elise's hands. The girl pouted.

"H-hey! I was reading that! C-can you at least tell me what big bro and Charlotte were about to-"

The prince shook his head, his cheeks red with embarrassment. "I-I'll tell you when you're thirty!"

"B-but I want to know nooooow!" Elise whined.

"Corrin."

The prince froze as he heard the voices of Effie, Arthur and Xander in unison, the trio glaring at him. If their looks were arrows, Corrin would be riddled right now.

"…little brother dear….." Xander requested in a low voice that belied the killing intent behind it, his right eyelid twitching as his hand laid itself on the hilt of Siegfried. "Do you mind if we…talk for a minute?"

"Wait! Xander!" Azura called out. "I-I can explain!"

"…..then please, explain."

"It's not his book!" The songstress explained. "I-I found it! It was sitting….it was sitting on a bench and I decided to read it and Corrin was about to dispose of it!"

As if the situation couldn't be worse, Flora chose that moment to walk in.

"Dispose of what?" The blue-haired maid inquired. Xander pointed at the tome in Corrin's hand.

"T-that…..unholy, disgusting perverted tome."

"…..F-Flora, please tell me this isn't yours." Azura implored. "Please."

"…I've never seen that book before. Why?" Flora blinked. "Is there something the matter? Lord Corrin, can I read it?"
"N-no, wait, I-" The prince was about to speak, but Xander cut him off.

"Alright, then we'll destroy that book right here, right now! Before it gives anyone else any indecent ideas and spreads any more improper thoughts about myself and any of my subjects! For the glory of NOHR!"

Before Corrin could speak, Xander slammed the book out of his hands, drew Siegfried and stabbed downwards onto the book.

Siegfried bounced off of the cover and stabbed itself through the ground next to the tome. Xander blinked, looking shocked.

"….w-what?"

"Let me try!" Effie yelled as she charged in, spear at the ready as she stabbed downwards at it.

The spear shattered on contact. The knight looked shocked.

"What?! How…..it's just a book, right?!"

"Not just any book…..it's filled with some sort of evil magic!" Xander pointed out, staring at his brother. "Corrin, use your blade to destroy it!"

"Xander, if your sword couldn't do it, do you really think mine can?" Corrin stared at him in confusion.

"...you're right." The older brother conceded. "How are we to get rid of this thing, then?"

Flora rubbed her chin. "Perhaps I could attempt to freeze and shatter it? I don't know why we're trying to remove this tome, though."
"It has some sort of perverted story within it! We can't keep it here! It will corrupt Elise!"

"G-go right ahead!" Azura declared. "Corrin, please drop it."

"…..good luck, Flora." The prince remarked, before putting the tome down. Flora breathed in deeply.

"Please, step out of the way."

Effie, Arthur and the others stepped away from the tome as Flora closed her eyes. A cold wind rushed through the hall as a hail of snow and ice assailed and froze the tome solid.

"…alright." With a swift, deft hand movement, the blue-haired maid threw her knife at the tome.

The layer of ice over the tome broke, along with Flora's knife.

"…what." Both maid sisters stared in shock. Felicia looked at her sister.

"…..a-are you sure that knife wasn't b-broken?"

"That was my best knife." Flora replied. "….how did that even break?"

"…well, it's not safe to bring this book out of this world. What if someone like Orochi gets their hands on it? Or Azama?" Xander remarked. "Or Niles? Or, god forbid, Charlotte?"
"Charlotte wouldn't be the type. There are far easier ways to get money, especially for her nowadays." Flora pointed out. Xander crossed his arms firmly.

"Still! We must keep this away from her! At all costs!"

"….as you insist." The blue-haired maid closed her eyes. "…Lord Corrin?"
"S-sorry, Flora."

"Huh?"

"I-I mean….yeah. I'll keep it with me." The prince offered. "F-Felicia…..do you mind showing Elise her room?"

"S-sure-" The pink-haired maid raised a hand but before she could grab his attention, Xander interrupted.

"As for me, I will personally hunt down the man responsible for this monstrosity of a tome! If any man should find the creator, they will be rewarded handsomely!" The Nohrian king declared. Effie raised her fist.

"Yes! Nobody corrupts my Elise and gets away with it!"
"Justice will be served to these perverts!"

"Yeah." Corrin nodded. "Justice to the perverts. Let's find 'em."

END OF PART 1

A/N: So, the Fates cast get introduced to fanfiction and we already have Azura/Corrin and Charlotte/Xander tease. Game, set and match.

Well, I hope you enjoy the UPCOMING STINGER

Hours later, in Fort Corrin….

"So. It took me months to find you."

"…..who are you?"

"I…well. I have many names. Mainly screamed curses and insults." The tall, shapely woman standing by the door remarked, brushing her platinum blonde hair from her face, pulling out a comb from her Plegian longcoat. "…however…..the fans and you can call me Reflet. I'm not from these parts.

I'm from the Halidom of Ylisse. However, I'm not an envoy of the Exalt of Ylisse. Rather…I'm here on behalf of the Antic Order. For those of you not in the know, we're an order of pranksters, whose aim is to ship, make mayhem and maybe spread some happiness on the way. At least, if I have my way."

Her conversational partner, sitting in a chair facing away from her, didn't look around at her. "…..I've never heard of Ylisse. Where's that?"
"…you'll know eventually. I'm surprised you haven't run into us." Reflet remarked, smiling. "So. I hear reports about you.

You've been in the Outrealms before. Heard reports of a person by your description hanging out in the modern world. Just like me."

"I had to. I had to get experience, you see. Get away from it all. Learn about fanfic and all that. And of course, how to prank people better."
"Oh? I guess you did learn. A lot." Reflet produced a folder from her coat, placing it down on the table in front of her. "You are possibly one of the most notorious pranksters the Order has been tracking."

"You've tracked me?"
"The Great Hoshidan Beach Party Incident. I expect Saizou and Kagerou are still annoyed at you about that." The grandmistress remarked. "The Nohrian Underwear Affair. You know, you got one of my godchildren involved in that. You know him as Odin. I used to teach that boy how to use tomes. Real enthusiastic about it. That's just the least of the incidents we've got proof of you being involved in."

"I guess you're here to get back at me for those?" Her partner replied quizzically.
"I'm here to congratulate you." Reflet chuckled. "You're probably one of the best talents we've ever seen. We could use someone like you.

So, tell me. What are you in for, then? The satisfaction of trolling people? Shipping?"

The person she spoke to paused briefly. They spoke again.

"…..to see that smile of hers again. That's the only reason I wanted to do this whole pranking thing. To make her laugh. I felt like she deserved to smile after the hell her life's been."

"…and I suppose that thing back there, with the fanfiction tome was a misfire?"
"It was intended for her, yes. I didn't think Azura would pick it up first. And it wasn't supposed to show a ton of lemons to people."

"I'm impressed. You even picked up the terminology in your time in the Outrealms." Reflet shook her head. "…you really, really need to step up your fieldwork. Who're you trying to make happy, anyway? Camilla? Felicia? Azura? Heck, Niles? I won't judge. He's pretty hot. If I wasn't married to the cutest thief in the multiverse, I'd tap that."

No response. Reflet smirked confidently.

"….heh. You're a tough cookie. I like that in an Order recruit. A good liar, too. You had Xander, Azura, Flora….you have everyone fooled, you innocent, sly minx.

But…..then again…you're a master trickster in disguise. Isn't that right, Corrin?"

The chair turned around as Corrin revealed himself, his fingers tented.

"….this…..Order of yours. What can it do for me? If I join, that is?"

"We can….provide you with more fanfic-wielding opportunities. That's easy." Reflet explained, smiling and nodding, having confirmed that it was indeed the half-dragon prince himself she spoke to. "That way, whoever you're aiming for, you'll be able to bring 'em in for a good time. Perhaps you'll have more guts than the other two. Took 'em forty three chapters to confess, would you believe it?

However, if you're aiming to go loud…I have a proposition. Something you can't refuse."

Corrin's innocent features suddenly curled into a mischievous smirk.

"…..do tell, Miss Reflet. Do tell."

END