My friend Sammie (sos154 on deviantART) and I were complaining about how much we don't like Romeo and Juliet, because we're both reading it for English. I mentioned how much more awesome it would be if it was Oz and Gil rather than Romeo and Juliet and we decided to rewrite it as an Ozbert fic. Yes, we are somewhat insane.

Warning: There will be cross dressing, slash, gender fails, and possibly bad writing. If you don't like it, don't read. Also, constructive criticism is welcome, but no flaming please.

Capulet Family-Baskerville Family

Montague Family-Vessalius Family

*The Nightray family is practically nonexistent, because of all the characters being shoved into different families. And the Baskervilles are feuding with the Vessalius's because it means we can have Glen and Jack be fighting, it makes sense, and it means Vincent can be Paris.

**Sharon and Yura are not and most likely will not be in this story. If you're upset about that, sorry, but it's how it worked out.

***Glenda is not a canon character. We couldn't think of anyone to be Jack's wife, so we just made him up a wife and gave her the feminine form of Glen as a name, because we are crazy fangirls.

Cast

Romeo-Oz

Juliet-Gil

Friar Laurence- Liam

Mercutio-Break

The Nurse-Oscar

Tybalt-Alyss

Capulet- Glen

Lady Capulet- Lacie

Montague- Jack

Lady Montague- Glenda

Paris- Vincent

Benvolio- Eliot

The Prince- Rufus

Friar John- Fang

Balthasar- Phillipe

Sampson- Lotti

Gregory- Lily

Abraham-Leo

Apothecary- William

Peter-Doug

Rosaline- Alice

Chorus- Zwei

If you have any questions feel free to ask them!