Hey guys. This is not a serious story at all. Not canon to my fics in the least bit. In fact, its just for fun. XP

Every wondered what would happen if Solo ever were to watch other anime shows? How would he react? He's a guy from a 12,000 year old civilization after all, so how would the culture clash work with him?

Well, find out here in this not so serious, completely comedic, drabbles fic.

Enjoy. ;D

Drabbles 1: Sword Art Online

"Nothing you say can convince me. This is a complete piece of shit," Solo said, having just finished watching the episodes of Sword Art Online anime, and was now in a discussion about it with Geo and the others.

"It's not that bad. The animation and the effects were really cool," Zack said.

"No, it wasn't. They made movements that were impossible, and not to mention, some attacks shouldn't have even hit, like Kirito's Starburst Stream on the Gleam Eyes. That last hit wasn't even focused in a way that would indicate that it was hit. Seemed more like he missed the last spot by a foot more or less."

"I don't think it matters. Besides, why are you so annoyed by Kirito? He's a cool guy," Geo said.

Solo looked at Geo like he was crazy. "A cool guy? What part of him is cool? He sounds like some annoying idiot that acts like he knows everything there is. And Le Mu help me, those monologues of his, they are just awful, and the way that they try and make his character develop isn't even development. Oh, so he avoids guilds because of Sachi's death that he feels responsible for? No, that makes no sense at all."

"What? How? Kirito explained it because he didn't tell them his real level," Bud interjected.

"How exactly would Kirito telling them his level affect their intelligence? They were stupid enough to go into a hidden room with a treasure chest in the middle and not even consider that it could be a trap."

"I kind of liked Sachi's character," Sonia said, sitting on Geo's bed. "Kirito's first love that inspired him to keep on living when he was on the verge of committing suicide after that revive item was of no use for Kirito."

"Said item never actually was seen or used onscreen," Geo pointed out, agreeing on some points Solo had.

Solo felt a headache coming on. "And there are some parts that are just utterly illogical. For example, were the humans truly so foolish as to actually place a hate on Beta Testers despite how they were helping them with the guidebook?"

"They were all scared since they were stuck in the deathgame and all," Geo reasoned.

"Even then, it's too much. Or how about where one episode, Asuna explained that every surviving player was suddenly moved to the hospitals. There are so many things wrong with that. For the first part, you cannot suddenly rush hundreds, let alone thousands, of patients that are comatose into the hospitals. They won't have enough room or time to be able to treat them all. Then there's the fact that the Nerve Gears needs to be constantly on and connected online, since this is still an MMO, so if you lose power, you die. Or there's also how you need internet connections, because if you lose connections, you are technically offline forcibly, and thus you die. Not to mention, some of the Murder guilds claim that dying in the game has no effect in the real world, but that makes no sense either. If you wouldn't die in the real world, then they'd already be out of the game, because they'd have been forcibly logged off," Solo explained, his distaste for the series clearly showing.

The others thought about what Solo said, and they all made sense. Then again, being a Murian of a super advanced civilization, that was to be obvious.

"Not only that, but it's even more annoying to see literally every girl fawning over him. Silica, Lizbeth, and the other girls just falling for him because of reasons? That makes even less sense," Solo pointed out, finding Kirito's popularity with the girl's unfathomable.

Zack gave Solo a deadpan look. "This coming from the guy that has fangirls following him around a lot," he pointed out regarding the more popular male in their group.

"No, my popularity with girls is from how they find my appearance attracting, purely superficial as most of you humans tend to prefer," Solo said, not denying his popularity, which annoyed the other guys a little, save for Pat and Geo. But for Solo, being an ancient survivor of the continent of Mu, his standards differs with humans quite often, and to the other girls, his appearance was exotic and attractive, coupled with his 'bad boy' attitude. "But for Kirito, they all somehow fall in love with him, save for a few. They were honestly just pushing the harem genre for him too much."

Pat laughed a little at that. "Some of the girls do like Kirito a little too much. It does seem rather forced," Pat agreed on.

"If you ask me, I found Asuna and Kirito's romance to be really cute, the way they saved each other, got married, and even had Yui was great," Luna said.

"No, it wasn't. It was plain creepy if you ask me. You find a girl, and suddenly you adopt her and say that you're her parents? What if she had actual parents that were worried about her?" Solo said, really hating Yui's subplot the most.

"Solo has a point. They were kind of pushing it with them being a family," Geo admitted, nodding at Solo. "I mean, they kind of jumped the gun on that a it were me, I wouldn't have suddenly called myself her father or anything. I'd have focused more on trying to find her parents in any way possible."

"Not to mention, what attracted Yui to them was Yui saying that they had the most stable minds out of everyone in the entire game," Pat pointed out. "

"Which means that if those two were the most stable, then I worry for the remaining surviving people," Solo said, almost shuddering at how insane the remaining people had to be. "Not to mention, that also would mean that Asuna and Kirito would classify as a Mary Sue or those Gary Stus you say."

Everyone couldn't help but nod at that. Yui was basically making Kirito and Asuna seem like they were the best and more perfect people in the series, which was wrong.

"Also, if she was barred from interacting with anyone, why didn't the system run a check on her the moment she broke that rule and attached to Kirito and Asuna? It's constantly active, after all, so it should have done a check immediately, but instead, she was only checked after she deleted The Fatal Scythe using the GM console?" the Murian questioned.

"Wait, so if the Fatal Scythe was as strong as a 90's floor boss, why was Kirito able to singlehandedly able to beat Kayaba, if he was the floor 100 boss?" Bud asked.

"Kayaba's character was the same level as the others. But once they reached floor 95, when he would have betrayed them, he would have been much stronger, so then by the time they made it to floor 100, he'd have been at his strongest. So of course he'd have been weaker than the floor 90 boss," Zack explained.

"But wait," Bud continued. "Everyone dies instantly once their HP goes to 0. Kirito's HP hit 0 when he lost to Kayaba, but why was he still able to continue and kill Kayaba as well?" Bud asked, a very good question at that.

"The power of convenient plot bullshit," Solo merely stated. "If anything, I'm questioning why Asuna wasn't dead. The game didn't end right after her death. It took at least another minute or two before Kirito finally made that attack on Kayaba, so Asuna by all means should have been dead. Unless there's supposed to be a delay in one's death? Is that the case?"

Everyone was in silence, knowing that there was no decent explanation there.

"I… guess SAO wasn't that great a series after all…" Luna admitted.

Everyone nodded.

"Had the show actually involved a multitude of characters all working their hardest in trying to win the game, and they each had their stories to tell, rather than have one character be the main hero, have all the girls, and somehow figure everything out, this might have been a decent show. Emphasis on might," Solo said.

"Yup, and it just grew worse, like how afterwards with ALfheim Online, where they reduced Asuna's character to some helpless girl that was some damsel in distress," Sonia said, particularly disliking that saga the most, since it was rather insulting towards girls.

"Add the tentacle scene and then how Sugou tried to rape Asuna in front of Kirito. To be honest, that was just disturbing," Luna added on, hating those parts the most. "And the part where even Kirito's cousin was in love with him."

"And it just gets worse from there," Solo said, as the series went on to Sword Art Online II. "Why you humans actually like and support this crap is beyond me. Please tell me there are some good shows out here."

"Sure, but not sure how they'd suit your tastes," Geo said, having other shows ready to watch.

And there it is. The first drabbles chapter being Solo ranting about SAO.

Note, none of these are what he would actually say. In fact, these may very well be more or less what I feel. But hey, Solo's a logical guy and such, so he might find these to be ludicrous. But hey, he doesn't realize that he's a fictional character either. XD

If you guys feel offended because I insulted SAO, don't be. Because its purely for comedy. I don't hate SAO, I just didn't like it.

So what if I might be ranting about it through Solo? My fic, my rules. And its definitely my own opinion. None of you have to take this seriously.

Let me know what you think and review any other anime and such that you think Solo should rant about. Even if you don't tell me any, I'll still continue this every now and then.

Later.