Wiz: The word 'creepypasta' is a term that originated in 2004 meaning a type of scary story or urban legend. Most creepypastas have something to do with video games or the internet. Boomstick: But they sure as hell aren't limited to them. There have been tons of non gaming creepypastas over the years. Wiz: Like Jeff the killer, the modern Jack the Ripper. Boomstick: And the Rake, the ageless boogeyman. Wiz: my name is wiz and he's Boomstick and it our job to analyze their weapon armor and abilities to see who would win… a DEATH BATTLE.

History

Wiz: Jeff began his life as a normal boy, going to school with his brother. Boomstick: But life decided, 'fuck happy families' and sent a couple unnaturally cruel bullies to attack Jeff and his brother. Jeff: It was during this first attack that Jeff discovered his natural fighting skill, as well as his own impulse for violence towards others. Boomstick: Jeff beat the living hell out of the bullies to save his brother, like he was supposed to, and sent them running. But, because they were pussies, they pressed charges and had Jeff's brother, who took the fall for Jeff, send to prison. Wiz: Jeff's devastation at the loss of his brother caused his impulses for violence to fester, but he managed to keep them under control; knowing he'd only been protecting his brother. Boomstick: Then the bullies attacked again, left Jeff with a burn that turned his face pure white and his hair jet black, don't ask how that works, and finally lit the fuse. Wiz: Upon seeing his new form, Jeff finally snapped, his mind spiralling. He appeared to love his new look, and even cut a smile into his face so he could always be smiling and cut off his eyelids to always be awake. Boomstick: From there Jeff offed his parents and set out to help everyone else 'go to sleep.'

Weapons

Wiz: Jeff's primary weapons is a knife. He carries a simple kitchen knife which he uses to surprising effectiveness. Boomstick: But he's more than willing to trade up for a better knife or a whole new weapon altogether. Really, he'll use any weapon he can find. Wiz: Even without a good weapon, Jeff can fight with his previously mentioned martial arts; which he seems remarkably skilled in despite having no formal training. His body moves spastically when fighting, his limps jerking at first the springing forth, making it difficult to dodge.

Armor

Boomstick: Jeff doesn't really cover up. Outside of that white blood stained hoody that he really needs to wash, he doesn't have any armor. Wiz: Despite this, he does still have a descent defense; Jeff can't feel pain. He acts as though his nerve endings are fraid, but in actuality, its just Jeff's mind outright ignoring any pain or discomfort; refusing to feel limits. He still takes the damage from an attack, but it doesn't inhibit his ability to fight. If anything, it actually speeds him up, as when someone manages to get a hit he feels its time to step up his game. Boomstick: The same 'ignore pain' reaction lets his mind forget to hold back his body, which it normally does to stop hurting itself, thus making him stronger and faster than most human beings.

Mental state

Wiz: Jeff's mental illness is never actually stated. From observing the accounts we can deduce that Jeff is experiencing some form of disconnect from reality, never completely aware that he's hurting people, despite knowing full well he's killing them. His points to dementia, as schizophrenia would also be accompanied by hallucinations, which Jeff doesn't experience. This also helps explain why Jeff so rarely feels pain.

Strengths

Boomstick: Jeff's a mad fucker, but he's also pretty smart. Wiz: Jeff can quickly read an opponent, finding their weak points and exploiting them. He also seems equally capable in nearly any environment, adapting to his situation as though there were no disadvantages in play. Boomstick: He's also pretty hard to read, being so unpredictable, sometimes he isn't sure what's coming next.

Weaknesses

Wiz: Despite all this, Jeff does still have his faults. While Jeff can maintain action for long periods, he isn't very strong physically; hence his immediate reliance on weapons. Boomstick: He also needs to get his kills in quick, and isn't really used to prolong fights.

Feats

Wiz: Jeff has taken on several attackers, both civilian and trained police officers, without faltering. Being completely immune to intimidation, he never loses his nerve. Boomstick: He also has no compunctions about ending people, like, you know, his own parents. He's also a sneaky freak show, having avoided the police as well as investigators for over ten years. Wiz: But perhaps his most impressive feat of all is his face off with the notorious Slender Man, which he survived with nothing but a few scratches. Boomstick: Yeah... don't fuck with Jeff.

"Sh, sh, sh, just go to sleep..."

History

Wiz: Very little is known about the Rake, his origin and species a mystery. Boomstick: We do know that he's been around for centuries, stalking people from pioneer times up to now. Wiz: His motives are also unknown, but he always tries to kill his victim if he can't convince them to kill themselves for drive them mad by tormenting them in the night.

Weapons

Wiz: The Rake appears as a humanoid being which walks on its fours. A savage creature when provoked for seen outside of it's own terms, The Rake was originally typically seen fighting only with his hands and teeth, which we can assume are only slightly sharper than a humans, but more deadly by the force put behind them. Boomstick: But recently the Rake has been depicted as able to use tools, usually his own signature set of metal detachable four-pronged claws.

Claws

Wiz: The Rake's metal claws appear to be made of steel, and are shown as nearly three feet long. Boomstick: Despite their length and weight, the Rake carries and swings them with little if any effort, further proving the strength the Rake actually has despite his scrawning form.

Armor

Wiz: Being a feral creature, the Rake wears no armor and indeed, no clothing of any kind. He's also presumed to have relatively weak skin.

Abilities

Wiz: The Rake is incredibly adept at stealth, ably to vanish into the darkness with almost no effort on his part. He also appears to be immune to aging, being in just the same state now as he was a hundred years now and another five hundred before that. Boomstick: He's also quick, able to move so fast he can be right in front of you and gone in less time than it takes you to blink. Not to mention his skill at learning and exploiting his targets fears and inner demons.

Strengths

Wiz: A Rake is a patient creature, used to waiting weeks, months, or even years before achieving his goal. Boomstick: He's also got a lot of brute instinct from his time in the forest, and knowledge of human's and experience with different areas from traveling all over the world.

Weaknesses

Wiz: As previously mentioned it is assumed that the Rake has weak skin, making him vulnerable to direct strikes. He's also likely to be sensitive to light, having spent so much of its life in the darkness. Boomstick: He also replies on fear, and doesn't really have a strategy for people who aren't afraid outside 'kill before they too confident'.

Feats

Wiz: The only notable feat the Rake has to its credit is its avoiding of capture for over a thousand years. Boomstick: Still, just the implications of this thing has done is more than enough to make your skin crawl.

"He has no mercy, finds nothing in humanity worth sparring. He is the Rake. If given the choice, you would be smart to choose death over his torment."

Wiz: Alright the combatants are set. Now its time to end this debate. Boomstick: Its time for a Death Battle!

Billy was in his bed, praying he would not be visited by the creature he'd identified as 'The Boogeyman'. He already thought he could hear the animalistic figure moving through the walls. When he was grabbed from behind, he yelped in fear.

"Sh, sh, sh... just go to sleep." Jeff said as he slit the boy's throat. He placed the boy back on the bed. "So peaceful." He commented.

As Jeff began to leave, he became aware of a shifting in the dark. He turned, spotting the figure of the Rake, who seemed to be seething in anger. "Your funny looking. Need help getting to sleep?"

Fight!

The Rake charged Jeff, slashing his arm. Jeff didn't flinch, and returned with a stab to the Rake's arm. The Rake yelped and recoiled. He climbed spider-like along the floor, stopping as he perched on the wall, gripping it and the ceiling with his claws.

The Rake eyed Jeff angrily as he approached. "Aw, are we playing Keep Away?" Jeff questioned, throwing his knife. The blade sunk into The Rake's shoulder. The Rake yelped, leaping down and landing on Jeff. He pinned Jeff, biting into his shoulder and pulling a chunk of bloody meat away.

The Rake slashed at Jeff's body, but Jeff didn't react. Thinking his attacks were not effecting him, he jumped quickly away from Jeff, disappearing into the shadows. Jeff stood, brushing himself off and grabbing his blade from the floor before following the Rake.

"Come out, come out where ever you are~" Jeff called out in singsong as he moved through the dark halls. He didn't need to worry about being overheard by the other inhabitants of the house, Jeff had taken them out first.

Jeff sensed the creature as he dropped down, but couldn't react fast enough as the Rake landed on his shoulders, forcing him to the floor again. The Rake drove his metal claws into Jeff's stomach. But still, Jeff didn't respond.

Jeff slashed the Rake's chest, causing him to recoil again, pulling the claws back with him. Jeff got to his feet and moved in. The Rake slashed, but Jeff blocked with his arm. His arm was lightly broken in a few places, but it didn't bother him. Jeff yanked the claws off the Rake's hands, driving the knife into his stomach. The Rake yelped, but was silenced by the knife slashing his neck.

"Sh... just go to sleep..."

KO!

Boomstick: So much for humans being weaker. Wiz: The Rake is an a powerful foe, but his methods are easily predictable and once they've been identified the Rake has no defenses to speak of. Boomstick: Looks like the Rake finally got to sleep. Wiz: The winner of this death battle is Jeff the Killer.

Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle...

"You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?"

"I had a brother, but he is... no longer with us."