Title: 6-6-6

Rating: R

Chapter warnings: Language.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or it's characters. I'm just using them or my own twisted little game.

Chapter summary: Naruto gets a call from someone he never thought he would-or wanted to- hear from again.

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Naruto swatted at his nose irritably, trying to get ride of an obsessive tingle that was hard to ignore (1). He continued to type on the computer, pausing every once and awhile. He had to turn this paper in Monday and, damn it, he was going to finish it even if it kills him!

He sighed, bored, before deciding to finish Sunday, because even though it's Friday-well, it technically was Saturday-he was not going to work on Saturday. It was like a law. Too much to do, too much to see- that kinda stuff.

Okay, so he was just lazy. Could you blame him?

Well, maybe.

He idly twisted his necklace, a present. Even though he never found out who left it for him, he always wears it everyday. It was weird, but it makes him feel warm and safe. Like nothing could touch him.

Ridicules really, since the fragile silver chain could be yanked off with a flick of the wrist in the right direction.

Not that he would let that happen.

It's one of the few things he still had to treasure since his last apartment burned down. If who-ever-the-hell that gave it to him meantto give him a gift, he wasn't gonna just let it melt or fall of his neck and get lost. Or stolen. God forbid it get stolen! The person who toke it wouldn't take but two steps before they'd be on the ground, curtsey of his foot! 'Course, then he'd probably just take it and ran after th-

His rambling was cut of as his cell-phone ran and he glanced at the caller ID, only to groan when he saw who it was. Great, snake-man. Ick.

Well, he might as well answer it. Heh, now where's that alarm clock of his.

"Moshi, moshi."

Oh, right. He threw it out the window this morning when it wouldn't shut-up after he hit it. For the love of Kami, he even threw it against the friggin' wall! He could swear it was totally against him. Who walks up at three in the morning!? Really.

"Ah, Naruto-kun! It's good to hear you."

"Yah. Can't say the same for you."

"Aw, still a little sore about me leaving?"

"Nope, I was ecstatic about that. Although you could of waited a couple more years."

"I was busy and you could take perfectly good care of your self. Your still in school, yes?"

"Yes, but there's a difference between then and now."

"Oh, and what would that be?"

"I was 7."

"I have to get going, but I would like you to drop by next weekend. For old times sake. Besides, it's a family reunion."

"Goody."

Damn. What a way to start the last month of school.

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A/N: Next chapter- "It's a conspiracy!"

(1)- Um, I actually did that because my nose was ticklish and it gave me the idea to write this down. Weird how it just jumped out on me, huh? I wanted to write it down before I forgot it and I've been trying to figure out what I should use as my official first posted fanfics. I have one or two that I got a prologue for, I just don't feel like working on them… ehehe…rubs back of head nervously

So, how was it? Good? Bad? Suckish? Yes, I am aware that is not a word. Get over it. No flames please. Be kind to this authoress or I'll be your doom. "I'll poke you till your demise!" brakes out into laughter then suddenly goes all stoic No, seriously. I will poke you until your demise. Beware.

Lots of laughs,

Broken