Gundam Deathmatch
Kaeli: It sure is an exciting turnout tonight, eh Kelly?
Kelly: Sure is Kaeli, and welcome viewers to the one and only Gundam Deathmatch 2000!
Heero_YuyZ: Our first fight is between Duo and Relena, both are angered over who gets
Heero. Our second fight is Heero against either Hilde or Zechs, neither want Relena or Duo to be with Heero. Hilde thinks he's a bad influence, and Zechs keeps a grudge… The third fight, Wufei takes on all challengers. Now to Shinigami Neko who is interviewing Heero. Hi SN!
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Shinigami Neko: Hi Z, I'm here with ex-Gundam pilot, ex-Preventer, Heero Yuy. Heero, what do you think about Relena and Duo fight for you?
Heero: Hn.
SN: How about you fighting Zechs or Hilde?
Heero: Hn.
SN: *starts strangling Heero* Talk damn you!
Heero: *takes out gun* Omae o Korosu!
*gun fires and the camera goes fuzzy*
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Kaeli: Someone should go check on SN!
Kelly: Yeah, go check on her Z! We know you can do it!
Z: *sweatdrops* On to the fight *stands up and walks down to the lounge where Heero was. Looks around. Steps out only to be met by the barrel of a gun*
Heero: Oh thank god Z! That psycho Shinigami Neko is worse than Relena. *throws gun aside* She took all the bullets anyways.
Z: I hope she didn't hurt you Heero! *saying in a loud voice so SN can hear* Cause if she hurt a contestant she'd be fired!
SN: *comes out of shadows pouting* Ahh, you're no fun.
Z: *sighs* Let's just get back so we can started the fight.
*they all walk up to the booth except for Heero who walks to the stands to watch the fight*
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*Duo and Relena walk to the ring*
Admiral Kelly: Okay I want a good clean fight! No Gundams allowed! Now let's get it on!
*Duo lunges at Relena but she swiftly dodges and karate chops him to the ground. She then has him pinned and in a headlock*
Duo: HEERO! Psycho Stalker Bitch has me in a headlock!
*From sidelines Heero throws a knife to Duo who catches it*
Relena: Hey UNFAIR!
Admiral Kelly: I'll allow it!
*Duo twists knife and shoves it into Relena's eye, then pulls it out with the eye. Relena grabs Duo by his braid and spins him around then tosses him into one of the over head lights. He's electrocuted, but he and the light fall down atop Relena sending blood and body parts flying*
Admiral Kelly: Who won? *wipes blood from his face*
Z: Neither, that means in the next match Heero'll have to face both Zach and Hilde!
Kaeli: We'll be back right after these messages!
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If you want to read some funny Gundam Wing fics, read these fics!
Scary, SCARY!: By Shinigami Baby
Things That go Mwahahaha in the Night: By Starseeker
Hard Working Life of the Gundam Pilots: By Yasashii
Hard Working Life of the Gundam Girls: By Yasashii
Mutual Anime's Wild Chibi's: By Yasashii
A Night Out At The Roller-Disco: By Shinigami Baby
Duo Plays Cupid!!: By Shinigami Baby
BITCHFIGHT 195!!: By Shinigami Baby
Duo? Gay? Never, right?: By Shinigami Baby
Five Pilots and a Baby: By Shinigami Baby
One Night, Nine Rooms, Ten People…: By Shinigami Baby
She's Got A Girlfriend Now!: By Shinigami Baby
Gundam: Silver Star Story: By Starseeker
Any fanfic by Sasami_Yuy
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Kelly: Welcome back to Gundam Deathmatch 2000!
Kaeli: Our next fight is between Heero and Zechs and Hilde. Hilde and Zechs both want to kill Heero because Duo and Relena are dead!
Z: Now to the fight.
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Admiral Kelly: Gundams aren't allowed, you can use any of the weapons around the ring, but no other ones. I want a good clean fight, now let's get it on!
Zechs: You're going down Heero, you don't deserve Relena! *Grabs a sword from ringside and charges at Heero*
*Heero jumps up and kicks Zechs backwards, Hilde takes this opportunity to use a back-breaker on Heero. Heero jumps up and leg-locks Hilde only to be knocked down by Zechs. Heero grabs a sledgehammer and knocks off one of Hilde's arms and a leg*
Hilde: Auggh! *grabs a knife and lunges at Heero who trips her and throws her into
Zechs, decapitating him*
*Heero shoves his fist down her throat, but she bites it off. She then kicks him in the balls and elbows him*
Z: Oooh…A cruel one, that one's gotta hurt. *winces at sight*
*Heero backflips and kicks her in the face*
Kaeli: That one's gonna leave a mark!
*Hilde pushes him away and grabs a new weapon, the beam saber. She lunges at him and cuts his legs off. He runs out of the arena leaving a sign in his corner that said, 'Be Right Back'. Moments later the Wing ZERO crashes through the roof and hits Hilde squishing her. The cockpit opens to reveal…DUO!*
Kelly: *in a mad scientist voice* HE'S ALIVE!
Duo: For you Heero!! *climbs back in Wing ZERO and flies off*
*Heero runs back in, he has mechanical metal legs on now*
Heero: Uh, did I miss something? *stands there gazing around. Sees the hole in the roof, then Hilde squished.* I swear, if Duo scratched Wing ZERO, I'll kill him! *walks off muttering*
Z: Uh…We'll be right back!
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Kelly: Welcome back to Gundam Deathmatch 2000!
Z: *is angry* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET A CUP OF COFFEE AROUND HERE?!
*A guy runs in holding a cup of coffee*
Z: *takes coffee and takes a sip then spits it out* I SAID NOT DECAF!! *throws coffee backwards angrily and turns around*
Kaeli: Uh Z…
Z: What?!
Kaeli: *goes up to his ear and whispers something*
Z: *goes pale* We're on the air? *straightens shirt* Our next fight Wufei takes on all challengers!
*camera waits a bit to turn to the ring*
Z: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner? *glances to see camera still pointed at him. Smiles brightly*
*camera turns and you hear Z mumbling*
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Wufei: C'mon, fight me, fight me!
Shenlong: I will face you weakling!
Wufei: GAH! I'm weak! Nataku, please forgive me! *runs out babbling about being weak*
Shenlong: Er…Was it something I said?
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Z: Don't worry folks, we were prepared for this!
Sasami_Yuy: *from stands* Prepared for Shenlong to call Wufei weak and have him run out?!
Z: YUP!
Sasami_Yuy: How do you prepare for that?
Z: By saying…See ya folks next time on Gundam Deathmatch 2000! Good fight, good night!
-FIN!