Hermione told Harry, "Hey, go stand outside of the Hufflepuff dormitories, I wanna try this new spell.
"I dunno," said Harry, "Last time you did this-"
"No. This time it'll be good. This time for sure."
"Can you at least tell me why I have to go stand outside of the Hufflepuff dormitories?"
"No, If I tell you it won't work."
"I dunno. This sounds kinda fishy."
"No, I promise I won't hurt you. I've been reformed."
"Okay. I've been convinced," said Harry. Then he walked all the way over to the Hufflepuff dormitories.
And then Hermione cast Alomincia Vaginismus and Harry flew dick first, through the dormitories at 60 miles an hour straight into her vaginiy. The End.