Murphy's Law of Adventuring
Rule 1 - Even if you only took the sidequest to level grind, it will take more effort and time and be more difficult than the quest you were level grinding to beat in the first place. (Contributed by 3quency)
Rule 2 - Every other rat carries some crazy disease.
Rule 3 - If it's a stupid battle plan but it works, it isn't stupid.
Rule 4 - All the hot ones are your enemies. The old, wrinkled, ugly ones are your best friends.
Rule 5 - There will always be one more floor.
What Your Neighbors Will Hear
(Strong Language)
"Fuck you, Dagon!"
"What?! Why?! What do you want from me?!"
"Jeezy Joseph!"
"What?! No! That hit my fucking baby-toe!"
"I have just been ass raped."
"If I wasn't so drunk right now, I swear!"
"What the fuck is a Will-O-The-Wisp?"
"Scamps can suck my balls!"
"What!? How did a fucking rat kill me?! A rat?!"
"He's not even looking at me, how can he hit me?!"
"You dumbass cock of a cocking cock!"
"I fisted your mom, you fucking guard!"
"What?! No no no no no no! That is fucking bullshit, that is fucking bullshit that they put him there! What?! Is it just sometimes he dies and sometimes he doesn't?"
"Look at me go! Look at me go! Look at me-fuck!"
"Oh, sweet sassy molassy there's a lot!"