John walked into the flat late one night after going on a date. It was a total disaster. First she started to flirt with other men then called him a few names he dare not mention. When John walked into the kitchen for some water Sherlock came out of his room nearby.
"I was wondering when you'd come home. I'm guessing it wasn't a very good date, judging by the fact that you have parmesan in your hair."
"I give up on dating; it's a complete waste of time if they just ruin the whole date!" John grumbled. Sherlock laughed.
"I told you," he said.
"No, you said you're married to your work and relationships are a distraction. You never said anything about them being a waste of time." Sherlock just went back to his room. John was about to go to bed when a private number called him. He was contemplating on whether or not he should answer it. It may be an emergency, especially if it's at this time of night.
"Hello?" he asked after answering.
"Is this Sherlock Holmes?" a strange voice said.
"No, but I can put him on the phone right now. Who is this?"
"Give him the phone; this is an important and private case that you have no business in."
"Alright, alright I'll see if he's awake." John put the phone on hold and knocked on Sherlock's bedroom door.
"Come in, John." Sherlock said from the other side. John came in.
"Sherlock someone called me thinking it was your number. He refuses to speak to me, he only wants you." John said. Sherlock reached out his hand and John gave him the phone. Sherlock then shooed John out.h