"Oh Magpie! I'm so happy for you! I am so sorry we couldn't be there for the special moment, but Mimikins and I were uh...checking out her house in Transexual!"
"You two went and slept together there didn't you?" asked Magenta.
"What gave it away?" asked Mimi.
"Spike is a bad actor."
"Oh shut up."
Magenta let them in. Columbia walked into the room.
"Hey guys!"
"Oh Columbia, we are so sorry we couldn't make it, but we did get you a little something!"
Mimi reached into her purse and picked out an orb that looked like a fushigi. She handed it to Columbia
"Thanks! Uh...what is it?"
"It's a crystal!" said Spike. "It is said to hold many mystical powers that are only used in great times of need."
"Huh. It's neat!"
Soon Riff Raff joined them.
"Good morning my husband!" Magenta greeted kissing him. "Are the kids almost ready?"
"Just about."
"Oh I can't believe it!" said Mimi. "Japan! How can your son afford all this?"
"He's always been good with money. Where he gets it well...I'm not quite sure."
"Now darling, are you sure they should go with their normal corsets and leggings?" asked Magenta.
"It's all they have to wear. That's all they packed. Just like how I packed several identical outfits, just like you packed several identical pairs of the same maid outfit. Including the cute little white maid hat."
"I like my maid hat. It is cute."
"We should go shopping in japan!" Columbia suggested.
"Sounds like a great idea! My son is a really great shopper. He'll know exactly where to go." said Riff Raff.
"Ready!"
Richy and Nellie came down the stairs holding their suitcases.
"We are just waiting on Frankie and Eddie."
"Yeah, the Master always takes his time."
about ten minutes later Frank showed up. He had two suitcases with him, and handed them to Riff Raff and Magenta.
"OH! What's in these things?"
"All my clothes and make up."
Soon Eddie came in the room.
"Eddie, where's you suitcase?" asked Columbia.
"Oh...I don't have one."
"What will you wear?"
"The same I always wear. This shirt. This jacket. These pants, these boots, and this scarf."
"Oh...you don't have anything else?"
"No..."
Everyone soon then left the castle and all walked to the truck.
"There is no way all of us can fit inside!" observed Frank out loud.
five minutes later...
Riff Raff was driving the truck, and Frank and Eddie were sitting on the outside back part of the truck, which is also where they kept all the suitcases.
"Hey uh Frank?"
"Yes Eddie?"
"How can I make Columbia trust me again?"
"Well we would have to stop dating. But knowing you that would be hard to quit yourself, so I will tell you myself. It's over between us."
"We had fun though, right?"
"I guess a little bit. But now I'm seeing the most manly man of them all!"
"Who's that?"
"El Diablo!"
"Well, I can't compete with that."
Inside the truck, Riff Raff was conversing with Spike and Mimi.
"So you two have never rode on an earthling airplane?"
"Well, aside from that ship, we have never rode on a commercial aircraft with alot of earthlings." Answered Spike.
"I don't know if I trust the earthlings flying the plane." Mimi said nervously.
"It will be okay Mimikins. Ha, this is just like the time Magenta was afraid to ride motorcycles."
"Oh! Uh...Spikey, that's a very personal story."
"Yeah, it was her first time. She totally ate it hard!"
"Spike!"
"It was so funny."
"Yeah well not for me. I can't believe you tell people that story!"
"Trust me, there's plenty more where that came from."
"Please don't..."
"Mimikins, did I ever tell you the time where Mags took up surfing?"
"Ha ha ha, what? No you have not!"
"Spike, please don't..."
"Sis, you have never told me you use to surf." said Riff Raff.
"Spike taught me when we dated."
"Yeah, her first time she wanted to try for a huge wave, and totally wiped out big time! It was hilarious seeing her rolling to the shore."
"Ha ha, I know what you mean." said Riff Raff. "There is just something about seeing Magenta get tossed around by waves that set people off."
Everyone in the truck laughed, but Magenta pouted and turned away.
"Oh Magpie, I was just teasin. you know I love you, girl."
"Sure..."
Soon they reached Denton airport. they parked the car at the lot, and carried their luggage to the baggaege check in. They all went up to the lady at the desk.
"Alright so how many bags?"
"Nine."
They all put their bags on the moving belt. They then got in line for security. They went through the whole routine of taking off their shoes and other belongings to be scanned. while in line for the full body laser scan, Mimi observed a small sign that displayed a list of terrorists.
"Who are these people?" Mimi asked a security guard.
"They are terrorists, they try to hijack, or destroy our aircraft with the people inside."
"What?" Mimi asked afraid.
"Yeah it happens all too often."
"Spike! I'm scared!"
"Don't be such a weenie, Mimikins."
After all that, they walked over to their terminal.
Eddie sat down next to Columbia.
"Hi Columbia! Aren't you excited to go to japan?'
"Yeah I guess."
Magenta was reading a paper about japan, which included the many arcades.
"Whoa. Look at all ot them! Riff, you got to take me!"
"Maybe. What's an arcade?"
"It's this really cool place where there's a ton of games you can play, and some of them give out prizes!"
"Hmm. Sounds like fun."
"It is!"
Next to Spike, Mimi was nervously shivering.
"Dang Mimi, don't be so scared! Magenta was never that scared."
"Hey!"
"I'm just saying!"
"That's so mean."
"Well excuse me."
After a bit, the plane arrived.
"We are boarding for flight 102 to Japan. Will Richy's party step forward to board first?" said the announcer.
"What?" asked Nellie.
"We have first class seating my most fabulous sister."
"Oh Richy!" Nellie gushed. They all got onto the plane and sat in the lavish section. In the row of a few seats, there was two seats to each side. Riff Raff and Magenta sat together, as did Richy and Nellie, and Spike and Mimi. Frank and Columbia sat together. Eddie sat alone.
"Wow Richy! This is so amazing!"
"Anything for you my princess."
"There's nothing to be afraid of." Spike said to Mimi.
"Yeah. Maybe your right. These seats do feel pretty comfortable."
"See? There's nothing to worry about!"
Soon everybody else boarded, and the plane was ready to take off. Flight attendents showed everyone all the safety features. Then, the plane was driving towards the runway. Mimi looked a little scared.
"Oh come on Mimikins! Grow some balls!" Said Spike.
"Shut up!"
The plane then took off. Mimi screamed.
"Mimi! Calm down girl!"
A flight attendent walked by.
"Ma'am, will she be okay?"
"Yeah! Just first time jitters!"
Spike pulled Mimi into a kiss. This was unexpected to her, and she quickly sunk into it. This distracted her from the flight. The attendent watched in shock. Spike pulled back.
"Yep, she's all better now."
Soon the plane reached an altitude where it was safe for people to move about the cabin. The flight ladies were serving everyone drinks.
"Ahh, moon lit waters red wine!" Riff Raff said as his wine was poored.
"Yes, directly from the vineyards of Transexual." said the lady.
"What?" asked Magenta.
"Hi! This section of the aircraft is run by Transylvanians!"
"SHH! Not so loud!" said Riff Raff.
"It's okay, nobody knows. The pilots are Transylvanians. Hee hee, you may not remember me, but I was one of the girls you rescued back on area 51. I'm so happy for your family!"
"Well thank you very much."
"I'm just glad we are in safe hands." said Mimi.
Meanwhile, in a dark room in an unknown location, Bert had Vienna's dead body placed on a table.
"Soon my darling." said Bert. "Soon I shall bring you back to life, and we can rule for all eternity!