My fifth fanfic posted tonight!!!
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Where Are They Now?
By Miyako Inoue, The High Omnipotent Queen of Cheese Who Is All Powerful And Will Unite The Dairy Products Of The World Under Her Leadership
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The Dragonball series is over. But one question remains... Now that they're all out of work, what will they do for a living?
Yamcha will find out that everyone (including Chaozu) can beat him up, and will move to Wyoming. He will waste away the rest of his days telling fortunes in a teepee at Geronimo's Outpost wearing a rainbow colored clown wig and a Scream mask. He will spend his entire salary on catnip and Friskies for Puar.
After getting into a huge fight with Chaozu and cutting off all contact between them, Tenshinhan will form a two man rock/akapella group with Yajarobe. Their band, "Overweight and Bald," will become hugely successful with their #1 single, "I Miss Your Missing Nose." They will go on tour, and Ten will be assassinated by Mister Popo.
Krillin will become depressed with his life as a father and husband, and will leave. After auditioning for the part of the Munchkin King in The Wizard of Oz 2, (and not making it), Krillin will decide that his true destiny is to become a hit man. After killing 463 people, he will be put in the electric chair, and will spend eternity working as a bartender in the afterlife.
Trunks will be hugely successful when his underwear business strikes him rich. He will live the rest of his life in a mansion doing underwear commercials.
Chaozu will move to New York and start a pizza chain. When that flops, he will make a living for himself for a few years as Bozo the Clown's stunt man. After being fired for blowing up the set and nearly killing Bozo, he decides to get a real job and become a taxi driver. He will live a happy life until age 85, when his taxi's engine explodes in a huge fireball and sends him and three passengers hurtling into the side of Macy's in a burning heap of twisted metal.
Vegita will have a vision late one night that will show him the error of his fighting ways. He will spend the rest of his life working as a botanist and doing volunteer work for the ASPCA and the Red Cross.
Goku will suffer a second severe head injury, and decide to become a scientist. After being accepted into Harvard, he will make many breakthrough discoveries, end world hunger, find cures for every disease, discover the solution to world peace, and develop a new lowfat snack food that actually tastes great.
Lunch will move to Texas and become a country singer. After having over 42 hit singles and selling 20 million CD's, she will retire and become the spokesperson for the Peace Corps and the United nations.
Puar and Oolong will finally discover their true love for each other. They will get married and have many children, and spend the rest of their lives strolling in the moonlight on the beaches of Hawaii.
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