This is a really short story, I know, but... THAT ISN'T THE POINT!!! Read it anyway.
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Android 17's Adventures in Busdriving
By Miyako Inoue, High Crowned Queen of All Things In Any Way Cheesy
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"Your regular bus driver, Mr. Zarbon, isn't here today. So, I'll be substituting for your field trip. You can call me Mr. 17. Oh, and on another minor note: Who knows why we're doing this?" Nobody raised their hand.
"Alright, then, Marron, you answer."
"Why me?"
"Because you're the only one who I know the name of."
"But I don't know!"
17 sighed. "Fine, I'll tell all of you little maggots why. All the teachers DIED in the huge flaming gasoline explosion at the strip bar, where they just so happened to be having a meeting, so I'll be chaperoning for the next few weeks until the school gets some more teachers. We'll also be having field trips for that time. And I get to make up the curriculum. Any questions?"
One kid raised his hand.
"Yes, little boy?"
"Are you gay?"
Everyone on the bus broke out into fits of giggles.
17 started glowing. All of a sudden, the boy who asked the question was gone, and a pile of ashes was left were he was sitting.
"Any OTHER questions?" he asked. Needless to say, the bus was silent. "Good. Let's see... first stop, Bob's Slaughterhouse!"
A little kid on the back of the bus raised her hand.
"Yes, little girl?"
"What is a slaughterhouse?"
17 thought for a minute. "It's basically just a place where animals like cows and pigs go to get ground into meat for McDonalds."
Every kid on the bus grinned. "Cooooooool..."
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Silly, huh? But, I just had this... IDEA... and it had to be done. Review, or beware the wrath of the cheese!!!