A/N: BRASON IS MY NEW OTP. I wrote this for ghostkingly. Don't hate me.

At Camp Jupiter:

He and Piper were being pelted with plates and stones. Jason tried to shield Piper, but a brick caught him above the eye. He crumpled, and the crowd surged forward.

Jason reached forward and pulled the brick close to his chest before losing consciousness. He awoke to the sound of voices. He sat up, looking down to see that he was in bed. The rest of the seven surrounded him, Piper looking especially worried. His head throbbed.

"Don't tell me he lost his memory again-ow!"

"Jason, are you okay? Do you remember what happened?" she asked, taking a step forward.

"I'm fine. Gods, my head hurts. We were at Camp Jupiter...and I got hit with...with a- Quick! Where is it?!" he demanded, looking around frantically.

"Where's what? Jason what're you looking for?"

"T-the brick! The brick! Where is it?!" Leo stepped forward and pulled something out of his ever-present tool belt.

"Here man...you wouldn't let go of it when we dragged you onto the ship." Jason leaped forward and yanked the brick out of his grasp. He stroked it lovingly before looking up.

"Do you think you could- Could you leave us alone for a few minutes?"

They all looked at him puzzled. Except for Annabeth. She looked like she was concerned about his mental state.

"Uh, sure..." said Frank, herding everyone else out of the room.

Jason looked down at his brick and brought it up to his face.

"My love..." it whispered. "Forgive me...it was not my intention to hit you."

"Shhh. It's okay." He wasn't sure why, but since he'd woken up he'd felt an overwhelming attraction to the brick.

"It was the person who threw me...I am so sorry...I have admired you from afar for so long..."

"Who threw-" Suddenly Jason looked up to see Percy standing in the doorway,gaping, an ice pack in his hand.

"Dude! Are you talking to a brick?"

"N-no..."

"I'm pretty sure you were..." He tossed the ice pack to him before walking out the door and shouting, "PIPER! SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND! HE'S TALKING TO THE BRICK!"

"They must not find out about our love," said the brick.

"Why not?" he demanded. "I'm not ashamed of it!"

"But we must keep it a secret. Only for a while. Please, for me." He looked down at the brick.

"Okay...for you." He leaned down and pressed his lips to the cool surface of the brick.

"Oh great. Now he's making out with it! Annabeth...do something. You're the smart one," said Percy, in the doorway yet again. Everyone else stood behind him.

"Dude," said Leo. "You've got a perfect girlfriend right here. Why the brick?" Jason shook his head.

"You don't understand."

"I think he needs help," muttered Frank.

"I'm fine," Jason snapped. "But I have to get out of here." Annabeth shook her head.

"You're not leaving here until you're better. And we need to have your head checked..."

"I said I'm fine! Leave me alone! I won't leave." They shut the door and he curled up in bed with the brick.

"We'll find whoever threw you tomorrow," he whispered. "And thank them for uniting us."

A/N: I'm gonna continue this just for kicks. I couldn't stop laughing the whole time.