So this idea just popped into my head the other day. Hope you enjoy it. If you don't too bad. Read, Review, and Suggest. P.s I know my grammar sucks.
You know those times when your trying to get stuff done but people keep bugging you? Well I thought of a couple ways to distract the characters of Hetalia. I am starting with America. Hope it makes sense.
America
Ask him to make a list of the top 100 places to get a burger
Put on a marathon of Ghost Hunters
Ask him to go locate Canada on his world map
Put on a marathon of all the Superman movies then Batman
Give him a pre paid phone to prank call Iggy
Send him to the comic shop
Side effects
You might have to test them with him
He might get nightmares and keep you up that night
He'll give up and ask you where it is, then insist he doesn't need a real map
Later he will rant about the pros and cons of both heroes
Iggy will call you yelling about the prank calls and ordering you to take the phone away from America
You'll be broke when he keeps borrowing money to buy a new superhero book