Disclaimer= I do not own Naruto.
I love my friends
Sometimes they just irk me
Talking about "doing it"
They want me to hook up with a guy
Just so said guy can murk me
Every time they mention that
I add another layer to my shell
They sense the extra covering
They stop for a while with the teasing
Then they come and do it again
Leaving me all bothered and swell
Can they not understand?
I would not mind having a man
He and they need to get through their heads
I'm not going to spread my legs like a pair of scissors
I will not keep them spread like a rubber band
I'm not going to run rampant
In a whorish kind of manner
I reiterate my desire to have a man
He'll need to respect my position of course
I'm sure there's someone out there
That'll respect what I got
I get the sense that there are many
That'll not hesitate to give my cooter a shot
I'm sorry, that'll be for naught
I'm abstinent till marriage
Like it or not