A/N: All I can say about this is LOL…
DISCLAIMER: Do I REALLY need to say this by now? –yes-
Description: A short one-shot crack on Kairi and Namine's relationship to Sora and Roxas...
Kairi, That's Disgusting!
When Kairi asks Naminé a Question About Sex…
Naminé yawned loudly. Now was probably best to stop her drawing. Naminé looked down at the disarrayed blotches of various spring colors. One more hour couldn't hurt, right?
Naminé hummed a random melody she'd just made up and continued on her art when a sudden knock at her door was heard. Her eyebrows furrowed. It couldn't be Kairi, Kairi never knocks, she's too loud and too...Kairi to knock. Roxas knocks but he is supposed to be over later. Naminé shrugged and replied anyway. "Come in."
Naminé was surprised to see a timid looking Kairi open the screen door. Kairi was fidgeting and avoiding Naminé's confused gaze. "Hey Naminé…" Naminé tilted her head to the side. "Is everything okay Kairi?" Naminé asked worriedly. Kairi nodded and took a seat next to the girl on her bed.
"I just h-have a question about…" The redhead mumbled something inaudible. "Wha?" Naminé asked. "S-mmnm…" Kairi turned a brighter red than Axel's hair.
"Speak louder, please."
"Se-umm…"
"Eh?"
"SEX!"
"…Oh."
Naminé blushed brighter than Kairi and placed her sketchbook on the floor. "Why are you asking m-me?" She whispered. Kairi looked the other way. An awkward silence dragged on through the room, lazily. " You're my other half…" Kairi finally said, shuffling her feet. "I never…did 'it' before though…" Kairi tensed.
"Well um, I was wondering...when Sora and I do it does that mean you and Roxas…"
"Huh?..."
…
"OMG, EW THAT'S DISGUSTING KAIRI!" Naminé shrieked, hitting her sister with a pillow.
"What's disgusting?" Both girls paled when they heard Roxas's voice from the doorway.
"..."
"…"
"?"
"You indirectly had sex with Naminé last night."
…
"…You are disgusting, Kairi."
"That's what I said."
"Hey, admit it you guys, it was pretty good!"
"…My point remains." Roxas stated. He turned on his heel and left the room. He'll have to forget that conversation happened...
A/N: LOL, I don't know HOW this idea came up. I was just searching random songs on YouTube and this question came up in my lil' pervy mind. LMAO
EDIT: Fixed some spelling errors~ You guys need to warn me about this stuff. I can't be looking stupidful in front of y'all~