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Naruto was scared. Very, very scared

As he sat on the closed toilet seat with his legs up in the toilet stall he praying they would just leave and forget about him.

Of course he just had too piss off the toughest most popular guy in the whole school without even realizing it! And NO none of his so called 'friends' had even bothered to tell him who was standing right behind him! Instead they just laughed as they watched Naruto sprint out of the lunch room with five bulky wrestlers on his tail.

Lucky for Naruto their bulk had slowed them down considerably and he was able to zoom across campus and straight into the grade 3 toilets without running into any teachers.

So Naruto had then spent his entire lunch break listening to eight-year-olds squealing and screaming just outside the window which of course was the best play ground!

'And I thought Ino was annoying!' Naruto had thought.

Then when lunch break was almost over and Naruto was dying of hunger and he had failed in trying to bride one of the kids that came in to bring him some food (which had just sent the kid screaming) he was ready to head stealthily back to his next class room.

That's when he heard two sets of footsteps enter the room. They we're heavier than the ones he'd heard all break so without hesitation Naruto jumped onto the toilet lid.

The first stall opened with a bang then the second, Naruto began sweating. When the third door was opened Naruto tried his best to hold in his whimper, his stall was next.

Naruto shut his eyes and awaited his fate.

"You owe me five bucks" Shikamaru said, Naruto opened his eyes to see Shikamaru and Gaara standing in front of the stall. Naruto sighed in relief and quickly got up from his seat.

"Wow you guys gave me a heart attack" Naruto said as Gaara pulled some money out of his pocket and shoved it in Shikamaru's hand.

"How long have you been here?" Gaara asked.

"Not that long you know just All freaking break!' Naruto shouted.

"Well you shouldn't of pretended to be Zaku then" Shikamaru said.

"Come on it wasn't even obvious, and nothing would of happened if someone would have warned me!" Naruto replied.

"Naruto you stood on your seat and mocked him loud enough that he heard you from the entrance!" Shikamaru told him in a frustrated tone.

"Oh…"Naruto said.

"Let's just hurry up and go" Gaara said walking towards the door the other two following him.

"When I get my hands on that punk I'm going to wring his neck" Zaku said to the little group around him.

Naruto froze before turning around and running back the way they came.

"Should we tell him?" Gaara asked.

"Nah let him cower a bit more, it'll teach him a lesson" Shikamaru replied and kept walking towards the classroom Gaara shrugged and followed.

"I mean who does Sasuke think he is taking all my fan girls!" Zaku continued.

"Your fan girls are way better anyway" said one of the members in the group.

"Yeah that's right!" Zaku said thinking of ways to make his popularity grow even more.

And once again Naruto was in the toilet sitting on the seat with his legs up not knowing that Sasuke's annoying fan girls had indeed saved his neck.

Sorry this wasn't any good i promise i will improve! Thanks for reading :)