My first Naruto fanfic ! :P

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Naruto. But I don't. :'(

9 year old Naruto and Sasuke were off to the academy together.

"Say Naruto…. Can I ask you something ?" said Sasuke in a low voice.

"Huh ? OH MY GOD ! ITS HAPPENING ! WHO DO YOU LOOOOVVEEEE SASUKEEE ! YOU SLY FOX !" Naruto Grinned like an idiot.

"Baka ! I don't love anyone okay !" Sasuke pushed Naruto away who had come super close to his face.

"LIAR ! YOURE BLUSHING !"

"Hmph !" Sasuke quickened his pace as he pushed the thoughts of a certain pink haired classmate out of his head.

"Okay Okay. I wont press the issue. What were you going to ask me ?" Naruto enquired.

"Well….. There's something that's been happening to me these days…. I cant seem to control it."

"Uh huh ?"

"Um… It happens every morning. It scares me. It also happens sometimes during the day…"

"Oh ! Are you talking about that ?" Naruto pointed at Sasuke's crotch.

Sasuke looked down. Dammit ! Why did Naruto have to remind him of Sakura now ! He couldn't go to the academy like that. He'd become a laughing stock among the kids.

"Grr !" Sasuke tried to hide his erection.

"It's kay Sasuke. Actually I get that too…. "

"Huh ? Really ?"

"Yeah. Like you said. Every morning and sometimes durng the day."

Sasuke heaved a sigh of relief. So he wasn't the only one.

"So are you gonna explain this to me or what ?" Sasuke said, a bit annoyed at having to handle his stiffy.

"Well…. Actually I don't know either. I thought its normal…. Wait. Ya know what. Lets ask Shikamaru and Kiba. They'll know something. Hopefully."

"Hn."

They soon reached the academy. Sasuke was relieved that his erection had gone down. Naruto and Sasuke entered the classroom. Kiba and Shikamaru were sitting with Ino Yamanaka. They were laughing loudly; probably at some joke assumed Naruto.

Naruto and Sasuke walked to the group.

"Say guys…" Began Naruto. "I need to ask you something."

"Yeah ?" Said Kiba. Akamaru gave a friendly bark.

"What is it Naruto ?" Ino asked.

"Well… Ino… would you mind giving us a little privacy ? It's a guy's thing." said Naruto.

"Why ! I don't wanna be left out ! " Ino wailed.

"Cmon Ino. Don't ruin the mood…." Shikamaru said lazily. "Well… on second thought.. You can stay if you tell us what you and Sakura were giggling bout yesterday. " Shikamaru gave a smirk.

Ino glanced at Sasuke and turned red. "Fine fine ! I'm leaving." She went and joined Tenten and Hinata a few benches away. They started giggling a few seconds later.

"Typical" Said Shikamaru. "Anyways, Whats up ?"

"Well…" Naruto told Shikamaru and Kiba about his and Sasuke's 'situation'.

"oh ! I can help you ! This happens to me too. I asked my dad about it. He explained." Said Kiba. "It's sorta like…."

"PLACES EVERYONE ! "

Iruka Sensei was here.

"Tell ya later. " said Kiba. He and Shikamaru went to their places. Naruto and Sasuke went to theirs.

The class was super boring about the origins of the 5 great nations and the 5 hidden villages. It seemed to drag on and on. Sasuke glanced at Sakura. She's so cute he thought. He began imagining taking Sakura out for ice cream all the while staring at her.

Suddenly Sakura turned and looked Sasuke dead in the face.

'Shit !' thought Sasuke as he quickly turned away.

"Class Dismissed ! Tomorrow we'll have a practical on shuriken throwing. Practice at home. "

There was a ruckus as people got up to leave. Sasuke stood up and immediately sat back down.

"Oi ? Don't ya wanna go home?" Naruto asked.

"Uh… I gotta problem." Sasuke called Naruto close and whispered in his ear.

"Uh oh. It's back huh ?"

Sasuke nodded.

"Wait. Leme go ask Kiba. I'll come back for you !" Naruto ran out of the class.

"KIBA ! HEY ! AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING ?"

Kiba stopped in abruptly his tracks. "Cant wait Naruto ! I'm sorry. I'l tell you tomorrow. I need to get home quick. If I don't get my chores done my mom will spank me again." said Kiba. He turned and began running away, Akamaru following closely at his heels.

"But ! ". Oh no. How was he gonna help Sasuke now.

"Hey Shikamaru ! Got a minute ?"

Shikamaru was walking home with his father. "Sorry Naruto. I have somewhere to be… But regrding your question… Since both you and Sasuke don't have parents I think you should ask Iruka Sensei. Its best if an adult tells you. "

"Iruka Sensei huh ? Okay ! Thanks Shikamaru."

Naruto ran back to the classroom to Sasuke. The class was empty except for him, Sasuke and Iruka sensei who sat doing some paperwork.

I know this is sorta cheezy but next chapter involves poor Iruka having to explain some really curious preteens about 'you know what'. *Giggles*. Reviews or suggestions are welcome. :D