You're a Mean One, Ganondorf Zelda Songfic
©2000 This story was written by Katie (oh sure! Like I'll give you my last name!). It is totally
100% fictional, which is why it's a fanfic! If you wanna use it on your webpage, then you must
e-mail me at katiec@nb.sympatico.ca. If I find my fanfic on your page without my permission,
then I will personally kill you. Have a nice day :P!
LEGAL ZELDA DISCLAIMER: © 1998-2000 Nintendo of America and Shigeru Miyamoto (Zelda creator).
LEGAL HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS DISCLAIMER: © Dr. Seuss
MY DISCLAIMER: I don't own The Grinch, I don't own Zelda. If I did, I'd be rich. I just decided
to combine the two and voilá. If you have any problems with anything legal please e-mail me
at katiec@nb.sympatico.ca. Thank you, and enjoy.
You're a Mean One, Ganondorf
You're a mean one, Ganondorf
You don't know how to feel
You're as lovely as a Stalchild
And I wish you weren't real
Ganondoooor-orf!
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Ganondorf
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is twisted and demented
You've got Poes in your soul
Ganondoooooor-orf!
I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole
You're a vile one, Ganondorf
You have Tektites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick turtle isle
Ganondooooor-orf!
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick turtle isle
You're a foul one, Ganondorf
You're a jerky werky lunk
Your heart is full of chicken pox
Your soul is full of gunk
Ganondooooor-orf!
The three words that best describe you are as follows (and I quote): Stink, stank, stunk!
You're a rotter, Ganondorf
You're the king of Gerudo's soughts
Your heart's a dead Lizalfos
Squashed by ugly little tots
Genondooooor-orf!
Your soul is an appalling dumpheap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of
deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots
You nauseate me, Ganondorf
I hope you fall down on your... butt!
You're a crooked jerky jocky
Who drives a black Gerudo hoss
Genondooooor-orf!
You're a three-decker Eyeball Frog and Goron sandwich... with Deku Sprout sauce!
THE END!
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OK... that was bad. Hey, it was my first songfic! Don't bite my head off! I got the "seasick
turtle isle" thing from Majora... remember that big turtle that's really an island? Anyway, I
know I didn't change a whole lot about the song, but the parts I did change were kinda funny,
right? And about the "I hope you fall down on your... butt!" thing well I wanted this to be a
PG-rated fanfic, so there you have it.
Questions, comments, whatever, e-mail me (Nekonezume/Katie) at katiec@nb.sympatico.ca
©2000 This story was written by Katie (oh sure! Like I'll give you my last name!). It is totally
100% fictional, which is why it's a fanfic! If you wanna use it on your webpage, then you must
e-mail me at katiec@nb.sympatico.ca. If I find my fanfic on your page without my permission,
then I will personally kill you. Have a nice day :P!
LEGAL ZELDA DISCLAIMER: © 1998-2000 Nintendo of America and Shigeru Miyamoto (Zelda creator).
LEGAL HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS DISCLAIMER: © Dr. Seuss
MY DISCLAIMER: I don't own The Grinch, I don't own Zelda. If I did, I'd be rich. I just decided
to combine the two and voilá. If you have any problems with anything legal please e-mail me
at katiec@nb.sympatico.ca. Thank you, and enjoy.
You're a Mean One, Ganondorf
You're a mean one, Ganondorf
You don't know how to feel
You're as lovely as a Stalchild
And I wish you weren't real
Ganondoooor-orf!
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Ganondorf
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is twisted and demented
You've got Poes in your soul
Ganondoooooor-orf!
I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole
You're a vile one, Ganondorf
You have Tektites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick turtle isle
Ganondooooor-orf!
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick turtle isle
You're a foul one, Ganondorf
You're a jerky werky lunk
Your heart is full of chicken pox
Your soul is full of gunk
Ganondooooor-orf!
The three words that best describe you are as follows (and I quote): Stink, stank, stunk!
You're a rotter, Ganondorf
You're the king of Gerudo's soughts
Your heart's a dead Lizalfos
Squashed by ugly little tots
Genondooooor-orf!
Your soul is an appalling dumpheap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of
deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots
You nauseate me, Ganondorf
I hope you fall down on your... butt!
You're a crooked jerky jocky
Who drives a black Gerudo hoss
Genondooooor-orf!
You're a three-decker Eyeball Frog and Goron sandwich... with Deku Sprout sauce!
THE END!
---------------------
OK... that was bad. Hey, it was my first songfic! Don't bite my head off! I got the "seasick
turtle isle" thing from Majora... remember that big turtle that's really an island? Anyway, I
know I didn't change a whole lot about the song, but the parts I did change were kinda funny,
right? And about the "I hope you fall down on your... butt!" thing well I wanted this to be a
PG-rated fanfic, so there you have it.
Questions, comments, whatever, e-mail me (Nekonezume/Katie) at katiec@nb.sympatico.ca