EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
WILBUR
VS
EEP
BEGIN
[WILBUR]
OKAY TIGER GIRL I'M RAP YOU TO THE DEATH
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR THE WORST ONE TO BET
YOU NEVER FOLLOW THE RULE YOU JUST LIKE TO BREAK THEM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING THAT IS NO RELATION
I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE I AM BETTER THAN YOU
I AM HUMBLE, TERRIFIC, AND RADIUS TOO
YOU CANT DEFEAT ME THAT BECAUSE YOUR A SLUT
DAMN YOUR FATHER ALWAYS LEAVE YOU IN THE HUT
[EEP]
OH QUIT IT YOU PIG YOU ARE FAT AS A HOG
I CAN RUN FASTER ALMOST LIKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
YOU DONT CARE ABOUT FAMOUS YOU JUST DONT WANT TO BE EATEN
WELL AS FOR ME I WILL RAPE YOU LIKE A SIN
YOU ALWAYS FUCK CHARLOTTE CHIN UP YOU HOE
YOU LIVES WITH FERN THAN THE FARM TO THE GO
I THINK YOUR CRAZY AND YOU ARE DUMB
I WILL KILL YOU WHEN MY FRIEND GUY COME
[WILBUR]
OH FUCK YOU BITCH I AM WAY HOLY THAN YOU
YOU JUST FOLLOW TOMORROW THAT A MYTH SCREW YOU
YOU CAN NEVER BE A CAVE WOMEN WHILE CRYING AND WINNING
ALL YOUR TRICKS AND BATTLE WILL MAKE ME GO SPINNING
I'LL ASK CHARLOTTE IF SHE CAN MAKE A WORD THAT YOU HATE
SAYING THAT YOUR A CUNT ASSHOLE AND GAY
I AM WAY MORE COOLER IN MY BOOK AND MOVIE
WHILE YOU JUST SIT THERE MOPEING ABOUT HOW TO BEAT ME
[EEP]
OH DONT BE SO SURE, YOUR FRIENDS IS THE BULLSHIT
TEMPLETON IS A BADGER AND CARDIGAN IS A BITCH
YOU ALWAYS TOOK ADVICE BUT NEVER GAVE THEM BACK
I'LL ASK GRUG AND GUY IF THEY CAN KICK YOUR ASS
I THINK I HAVE MORE TALENT THAN YOUR MOVIE AND BOOK
HAVING YOU FOR DINNER WILL BE A SNAP YOU NOOK
I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE YOUR GOING TO HELL
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE IT BEEN SO SWELL
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE