Disclaimer: so my friend and I decided that this would be really fun to write. Hope you like it! This is just another one of those you know your obsessed when but I thought it would be fun to write.
You know when your Obsessed with Twilight……
When you have to do a project in school, you do it on the pros and cons of being a vampire.
When you have a project in school, you do it on the pros and cons of being a werewolf.
Every time you see a very pale person in the hall, you stare at them until they get uncomfortable, and then ask them to bite you.
You poke another said pale person and think POKE!! To see if they get annoyed like Edward.
When a person says that they don't like Twilight, you tell them that Alice is going to get revenge on them for saying that. (Hey I wouldn't want Alice on my butt.)
When your mom asks you what you want for Christmas you say twilight EVERYTHING!
The only way your parents can get you to do anything is to threaten to take away your Twilight books.
You tell your parents that you want the Twilight soundtrack for your birthday.
If your mom even thinks about taking your books away, you start to cry.
People learn to never interrupt you when you're reading any of the Twilight books.
You only drink the red Hawaiian punch
People avoid you when you read New Moon, cuz you get really moody.
You put your pillows in the freezer and cuddle with them when you go to sleep.