FULL METAL ALCHEMIST FOREVA BABY! *pulls Edward away from crowd* Meine.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own FullMetal Alchemist, all credit and respect goes to its rightful owners.

The girl who kidnaps him is named Arashi, while her boy-lover sister is Itachi!

Energy pulsed through Edward's hand as he clapped his hands and touched the ground, surging up a giant metal hand, pinning the evil fire alchemist.

He walked over slowly, his shoes tapping the sidewalk. He glared down at the buff man. "You know, you could use alchemy other than burning people to death." He muttered.

The man just growled.

Edward yawned loudly. It was 12:00 A.M and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. The moon shone brightly.

He lied down in the bed, and closed his eyes. After a few silent moments, they shot open.

Somebody was in the room.

He jerked up, and glared at the other side of the room. "I know you're there."

Silence.

Then, out of the blue, a girl was on the bed next to him. "I'm still a ninja."

Edward whirled around. "Who the hell are you?"

The girl had long black hair tied in a ponytail. She wore a shirt that was low enough to be far below her breasts, but farther above her bellybutton.

She had shorts that reached up to high parts of her thighs. She apparently doesn't dress much. She also had a moon for an earring. Not on her other ear though.

"Arashi. You Edward Elric?" She said in a casual voice, her voice was tough and a bit boyish sounding.

Edward pushed the covers off him. "Yeeeaaahhh...?" He growled dubiously.

Arashi looked at her nails, as if they were having a boring conversation.

"That answers my question, I was thinking you were his brother, since you're so tiny."

Edward growled angrily as an anger mark appeared on his forward. "I. Am. Not. TINY!" He yelled.

Arashi didn't flinch. "Whatever. Like I care, anyway." She grabbed the collar of his shirt. "You're coming with me, Ed." She rasped.

Edward flailed around. "Let go!"

"I don't think I will, chibi." She lifted him up off the bed. Then, in a quick movement, she grasped his forehead and flipped him over, he slammed to the floor with a sickening "THUD".

Arashi's thin but strong body stepped off the bed and onto Ed's stomach. She pushed harder on the soft belly.

"Are you unconscious or something?" She growled, irritation prickling her voice.

Ed was far from unconsciousness, he opened one eye, a golden fire burning harshly, he grabbed Arashi's foot and pulled her to the ground. He rolled over to her side and pinned her down by her arms. "What do you want with me!" He spat in her face.

Arashi just lifted her leg, smiling, and kicked in between his legs.

He screamed loudly and fell backwards, holding his crotch.

Arashi giggled. "I never though I'd have to do that. She pulled out a silver, glinting chain from her pocket. "Stay still, you mutt." She growled at him.

Edward sighed softly as the pain finally faded. He focused on Arashi now, just as she was about to step on his stomach to keep him still, he rolled over.

Arashi glared at him. "You're making this A LOT harder than it needs to be." She hissed.

She then glided her hand over to a handle, then, pulling it, slid out an incredibly long ninja sword.

Edward froze, unsure of what to do, then, he facepalmed. He hadn't done this sooner. He chuckled as he clapped his hands together and blue lightning sparked from them.

A sword, a bit smaller, sppeared in his hand. "See, I knew you were an alchemist." She cooed.

Then, she jumped up like a rocket, and bounced off the wall with her feet, she shot down at a blurring speed, and crouched, spinning around, she tripped Edward.

Finally climbing on top of him, she held the sword up to his throat. "Hold. Still." She growled.

Edward, for once, listened to the harsh teen. The sword was hella sharp, if he even shifted, he'd get a bleeding cut.

Arashi tied the thin chain around Edward's throat, she pulled it tightly, then pulling out another chain to bind his hands behind his back.

"Good boy. Now follow me." She sheathed her sword, and yanked the chain up, bringing up a choking Ed.

He followed her slowly, using the entire length of the chain to stay away from her. Arashi's small hand opened a window next to the bed, and slid down the pipe, yanking Edward with her. She landed softly on the ground, while she caught him, bridal-style.

Edward bristled and jumped off her. "Don't hold me like that!" He rasped, the chain still locked tightly around his neck.

Arashi just ignored him and walked up to a bay-brown horse. She slid herself on top of the horse, wearing no saddle nor reins. Edward stood there.

"Augh! You're such a pipsqueak! If you weren't one, you'd be able to get on the small horse!"

Edward growled at her, an anger mark appearing on his forehead. Arashi gave out an exasperated sigh and heaved him up, half chk=oking him in the process.

The horse started gallop. And Edward couldn't loosen the sharp chain from his now bleeding throat, as he rode with Arashi, behind her, his chains in her hand.

Sorry if it sounded so rushed, I finished this all in one night! I'm tired!

Hope you enjoyed! R&R would be highly appreciated! Such as cookies and cake!