DISCLAIMER: i do not own mario and luigi just a random parody.
CHAPTER 1
Mario was walking when he saw mommie!
"CHEESE" he shouted
"ma ma mia! Shouted marios mom.
They ran at each other with joy in their faces.
Back at the two towers.
WE WANT PIE, WE WANT PIE. Saruman blew up Aragorn with a rocket launcher
Back at the U.N
"as leader of the u.s.a I now press onto my next subject… Mario and luigi partners in time… we go now to our reporter wendy breezy. Hello wendy.
"Hi u.n president!"
"so whats the tragic news of partners in time?"
"MARIO MADE OUT WITH LUIGI OH GOD HELP US."
"quickly cut to commercial break, cut to comercial break!"
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP…
"err", the koopa started talking, "in other news the earth is being destroyed by evil wario, also new and improved shroobs are attacking... the muSHROOM KINGDOM !!!
i'm koopa anchorman tony matelle for koopa news. remember when theres news, koopa news will be there! oh yes !"..."they will!
the camera man tries to point out to end the news. "shutup!"
"oh yes they will! "oh... they'll be coming down your road du a de ohhh they'll be coming down your road oh du da de. oh they .. wil be coming they will be coming down your
"SHUT THE HELL UP EVER SECOND ON AIR COSTS 10,000 DOLLARS"