Of all the ridiculous situations Sasuke had ever found himself in, this one took the cake. Sasuke had finally returned to Konoha village and after a 6 month probation, he'd returned to team Kakashi. They'd been sent on a mission (a disgustingly boring mission) to the Land of Waves. Naruto and Sakura seemed closer and were annoying him as ever. He'd tried to tune them out for the last week, unsuccessfully. They were staying at a hotel in a small village around the halfway mark on the way back to Konoha village. Kakashi and Sai were sharing a room, he and Naruto were bunking together(annoying!), and Sakura had her own room.
At the moment everyone was hanging out in Sasuke's room, except Sai and Naruto were missing. Sasuke could do without either's company so he wasn't particularly bothered by their absence. Sakura was making lovey dovey doe eyes in his direction and he was practicing great restraint by not using his chidori.
He'd had enough,"SAKURA STOP STARING!"
She'd begun to pout but before she could say anything the hotel room opened and everyone jaw dropped.
In walked Naruto and Sai hand in hand, Naruto had on a wig that looked like Sasuke's hair and Sai had a pink wig on. Sasuke gave both his death glare and Sakura remained quiet with her mouth in the shape of O. Sasuke noticed that Kakashi had dropped his Icha Icha novel(shocking) and was pulling out his camera sensing a youtube video about to happen.
Both Naruto and Sai were obviously drunk on saki. Sasuke rolled his eyes and decided to let both drunken morons dig their graves deeper before clobbering them.
"Sasuke-kun! I love you," Sai said to Naruto twirling a strand of fake pink hair around his finger.
"Go away Sakura," Naruto slurred,"I can't be with you, I'm emo!"
*twitch*
Sai fell on the floor pretending to cry and Naruto pranced (yes PRANCED) around sobbing fake Sakura singsong,"I'm teme! I'm teme! I have duck-butt hair!"
"YOU DIE!" Sasuke screamed vaulting off the couch right behind a shrieking pissed off kunochi who already was steps away from punching Sai into oblivion for his crying theatrics and last minute suggestion that she dyed her hair as well as pulling tissue from his shirt as if Sakura stuffs her bra.
Later both drunkards were still bloodied and unconscious. Kakashi chuckled over all the hits his new youtube video was getting as he sighed and went back to reading his beloved Icha Icha while preparing for bed.