A/N: My second Fan-fic. I'm very excited. VERY IMPORTANT: Will be longer in future chapters. Please be patient. Give ideas of pranks if you think of any, please.
Disclaimer: Duh. I don't own anything. Honkytonkbadonkadonk, which is mentioned here belongs to Someone else. As for the characters and setting? It's J.K. Rowling's people! Move along! Read the story.
Chapter 1: What Pranks Ginny Pulled, that Fred and George didn't Dream of
1: Ginny snuck into the room, quite as a mouse, but sneaky as the weseals that Malfoy called her family(the prat). She carefully took out her wand, and flicked it with an incomprehensible sound. She then snuck out into the night. The next morning, howl and hissing sounds could be heard from the caretakers room as Filch and Mrs. Norris woke up to discover Filch's new bubble-gum pink hair.
2: Ginny snuck up the stairs to the boy's dormitory. She peeked around the corner. The coast was clear. She cast two well aimed spells around the corner. Ginny laughed geefully as she randown to the common room. She could just imagine Ron's face when he discovered an unbreakable spell that had transfigured all his shoes, including whatever ones he may have been wearing outside of the room, into lime green, with orange polka-dots, high-heels.
3: An old man walked up to Ronald Weasley. He held out a hand and said "Your wand, son"
When Ron asked him why,he politely stated he was going to go to Azkaban. Hermione jumped in front of him."What the bloody hell for?!" The man told them for lying to a public official.
When Ron protested, the man said "Go to the Whomping Willow, and spend the night hugging it. Then, we'll say you did nothing"
The following day, Ron returned. He was not bloody, or bruised, for he had figured out the secret. "You have to wear a metal muggle doo-hickey around your neck that flashes a red light at you. Then, you have to sing a strange muggle song, that I swear must be in another language. It's called Honkytonkbadonkadonk." Ron honestly didn't understand why Hermione laughed so hard at this.
Later, with all the Gryffindoor Gals from Ron, Hermione, and Harry's year, Ginny watched a certain recording, while slipping a bottle of leftover polyjuice potion into her pocket.
4: Carefully, Ginny melted some boogey, vomit, and brussel sprout flavored beans, and then mixed it with some gurdyroot infusion she had received from Mr. Lovegood. She spooned the pasty mixture into Ron's hand and tickled his nose with one of Hedwig's feathers. He scratched his face, covering it with the green-brown goop.
5: "And what did you tell her Ron had?" asked Harry, grinning.
"A Pigmy-Puff, but I didn't say where." replied Ginny
In the boy's bathroom, later
"I knew Ginny was lying about the tattoo!" said Ron, as he saw Harry's bare chest.
"What about the Pigmy-Puff?" retorted Harry.
Ron blushed. "Ginny knows where I sleep,how to draw, and how to cast permanent spells on henna tatoos." was all he said.