Balcony Boom Boom by Jammy Ormussy
micah woke up and moaned "UNNNGGGHHHHH". his butthole was still aching from last night. he got RAMMEDin the middle of a straight bar. he had to shit at the time so all the poo-poo was shoved up how bunghole further.
suddenly he realized. he has to poo poo. he ran to the bathroom only to discover the toilet was a fancy bidet and he didn't know how to use it! so he ran out to the balcony not knowing what to do. he just couldn't hold it in ANY LONGER. so he did the unthinkable.
he shit. no, not in his pants, but over the balcony edge. a BIG WATERY SHIT.
"WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!" he voice yelled from below. "o fuk" micah said, he looked down to see a man covered in chungy green. "srry /" micah screeched. "it's okay" the man said, wiping his eyes. "it tastes kinda good, what'd u eat?" he exclaimed while he licked his lips, "what'd u eat?". micah called back "jus sum dik, do u wanna come up?" "yeah." "ok. it's room 541"
micah let the man in, "i'm micah, whuts ur name?" micah said, in a nasally tone. "i'm zac" he answered still covered in doo doo. "k" micah pulled zac in and started to lick the shit off his face. "oooOoOshgskOooO" zac moaned. micah squatted down, pants STILL around his ankles, and started to lick zac's bulge through his acid wash jeans.
zac couldn't take it any longer, he ripped his jeans and Fruit of Loom boxer briefs and slapped his penis on micahs forehead. "YOOOOOOOOOUUUIGGGGHJJH" micah moaned. he bent over, booty still dripping with poo poo juice "put it my bunghole" he cawed. "kk" and he FORCIBLY SHOVED his HUMUNGOUS COCK in micahs TIGHT ASSHOLE. "HUUUNNNGGGHHHH" they both moaned.
zac came.
so did micah.
then micah pooped more.
"oops" he giggled. "it's okay" zac soothed the tan boy. "let me clean you up" zac began to lap up the rest of the shit. "thanks babe" "of course baby."
then they went to the bed and fell asleep in each other's arms.
the end(?)