Word Count: 471
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN PRINCE OF TENNIS.
Author's Notes: I wanted to make another script-like fic. So here it is! xD In my last fic, Chaos, I mentioned Hiyoshi changing schools. But now, he's back! XD
In A Dress
Atobe: Be awed by my prowess!!
Ootori: Be awed at what, Atobe-san?
Shishido: Just shut up, Atobe.
Ootori: That's so mean of you, Shishido-san.
Shishido: Gomen, Choutarou…
Atobe: You're being nice to your kohai but not to your buchou?!
Shishido: Shut up.
Gakuto: FANGILRS ARE RULING OVER THE WORLD!!
Shishido: Where did you come from?!
Gakuto: HIYOSHI'S ONE OF THEM!!
Shishido: Hiyoshi's one of what??
Gakuto: HE'S ONE OF THE FANGIRLS!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
Ootori: But… Hiyoshi-san isn't a girl.
Jirou: He's telling the TRUTH!!
Shishido: Mukahi? Telling the truth??
Yuushi: We saw Hiyoshi wearing a dress and fangirling around with Atobe's fangirls.
Shishido: Hiyoshi?! W-wearing a d-dress?!
Jirou: It's true!! I saw it with my own eye!!
Ootori: Don't you mean 'eyes', Akutagawa-san?
Jirou: No. My other eye was closed during that time.
Ootori: Oh…
Atobe: O-ore-sama found H-Hiyoshi in my f-fanclub.
Ootori: What's wrong, Atobe-san?
Atobe: He was…
Shishido: He was… what?
Gakuto: JUST SPIT IT OUT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!
Atobe: A DRESS!! AHHHHH!!
Jirou: Oh… he ran outside. I need pocky…
Gakuto: I got pictures of Hiyoshi in a dress!! Wanna see them?
Yuushi: Gakuto I don't think you should—
Shishido: What the hell?! Is that REALLY Hiyoshi?!
Gakuto: Yup!
Hiyoshi: I'm back! What's going on? Why are you all staring at me?
Shishido, Gakuto and Jirou: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yuushi: -Sigh-
Ootori: -Soft Chuckle-
Hiyoshi: What??
Shishido: You were… HAHAHAHA!! Wearing… HAHAHA!! A dress!!
Hiyoshi: Oh, THAT.
Ootori: What happened, Hiyoshi-san? Why were you wearing… a dress?
Yuushi: He went outside.
Ootori: He's rude. I'm going outside to practice.
Yuushi: I'll go practice too.
Jirou: Ah! Me too!
Gakuto: Yuushi!! Wait for me!!
Shishido: Everyone's gone.
Shishido: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HE'S WEARING A DRESS!!
Ootori: I can hear Shishido-san laughing from here.
Yuushi: Just focus on the game, Ootori-kun.
Ootori: Hai!
Shishido: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Gakuto: OMG! Shishido's mental!
Shishido: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ootori: I can still hear him laughing. Even thought were already at the farthest court from the clubroom.
Yuushi: We should bring him to a mental hospital later.
Kabaji: Usu.
Gakuto: Kabaji?! What are you doing wearing a dress??
Kabaji: Usu.
Shishido: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! A DRESS!! A DRESS!!
x-Owari-x
x-Omake-x
News reporter: Breaking news. A junior high school student, by the name of Shishido Ryou, was sent to the mental hospital yesterday afternoon for reasons unknown. Doctors mentioned that he would laugh out loud over and over again. That is all.
Gakuto: OMG! I heard Shishido's name!!
Ootori: So that's why I saw a group of people carrying out Shishido-san and putting him in a white van yesterday.
Author's Note: I will punish myself for not making a good enough story if the reviews are bad. D: But, of course, if they're good, I won't. ;)