Ohhhhhh Dashing through the snow,
On a pair of broken skis
Over the fields we go…
Crashing into trees (Ow Ow Ow)
The snow is turning red,
I think I'm almost dead,
Driving to the hospital
With stitches in my head!!
Drink and Drive,
Drink and Drive,
Drink and Drive all day!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Chevrolet HEY!!
Authors note: My friend wrote this and I thought it would be funny to put up! (Yes I got her permission.)