He's the captain of Reaver Industries
He's Oakvale's own, Pirate King
And he's the perviest bastard, the kingdom's ever seen.
His only friends are monsters, his only boss the shadows in the dark.
At his expense he's got servants and maids, he's at the top of his game
And he's been there for the past few centuries
So one big applause for the beings who made him who he is today, the ones who took everything away.
