He's the captain of Reaver Industries

He's Oakvale's own, Pirate King

And he's the perviest bastard, the kingdom's ever seen.

His only friends are monsters, his only boss the shadows in the dark.

At his expense he's got servants and maids, he's at the top of his game

And he's been there for the past few centuries

So one big applause for the beings who made him who he is today, the ones who took everything away.