This is an all dialogue fic, for PenDiva1's Dialogue Challenge. I had to do one with Draco and Tonks, so here it is. Sorry if it's a bit OOC.
"Hello, Drake!"
"Do not call me Drake. Who was that?"
"Me, over here, behind this tapestry!"
"Why are you standing over there like that?"
"Look up, Drake."
"Stop calling me Drake! Is that… mistletoe?"
"Yup, the special ones that freeze people in their place until they're kissed. Help me out?"
"Ugh, no, of course not. Wait, I know you."
"Of course you do, I'm familiar, right?"
"You're… that disowned cousin of mine, right?"
"That's right. Now, would you please help me out of here?"
"No, I will not kiss you! Go find some other poor bugger who wants to snog you."
"Have you noticed that WE'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE HERE?"
"Well, then stay there, I'm not helping."
"Come on! I can't stay here forever!"
"You sure can- wait, I can't move!"
"Hah! Now you have to, because you're stuck too!"
"Oh bloody- Fine!"
"…"
"…"
"Thank goodness, I was stuck there for an hour!"
"Don't ever mention this to anyone. Ever."
"Oh, maybe I could hold it over you, cuzkins, I could blackmail you."
"I'm warning you."
"Alright, alright. Fine, my lips are sealed."
"Better be. We will never speak again."
"Come on, don't you like me? I'm your cousin."
"No."
"Draco Malfoy! You have to like me, we're cousins!"
"You're crazy and I'm leaving."
"Well, it was nice meeting you, Drake."
"DON'T CALL ME DRAKE!"