phoenix wright turnabout fortune
by acejakkidfan
A/N hey guys so jakkid166 aka the greatest author on fanfiction net has stopped writing so i wrote my first fic dedicated to him (and he also made it canon to the jakkid universe hell yeah suck it cj fortune!)
we love you jakkid!
and we hate all who oppose you!
one day phoenix wright was in his house watching tv
"AAAAAND THE NEXT WINNER OF AMERICAS FORTUNE WINNERS IIIIIS PHOENIX!"
"YES i won!" shouted phoenix and he jumped into tv and took the fortune
"congratualtion nick" said maya
"yeah tanks i new it wud be a good idea to watch tv all day" said phoenix swimming in the money fortune
but then one of the coins hit his back
"AAAAAAAH NICK" shouted maya
phoenix consciousnes drifted to see
phoenix woke up in the clinic
"hey pal" said gumshoe
"what happen" said phoenix
"you had an accident wehn swimming in money"
"aw crap" said phoenix "how long have i been out?"
"24 hours"
"WOH I GOTTA GET HOME TO MAYA!"
"um actually pal she was arrested"
"WHAT"
"yeah she murdered an 8 yeer old girl called uhhh ferl pay?"
"WHAT PEARL IS DED? NOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed phoenix
he ran back to his house and found pearl was dead
"NOOOOOO" shouted phoenix "wait"
he thought back to his adventure just before getting drag to hell
"OH RIGHT!" said phoenix
phoenix did the thing and perl ghost appeared
"hi mr nick" said parl
"PAERL WHO DID HIS TO YOU?"
"i dont know but mistic maya was the only one in the room"
"CRAP" shouted phoenix "please dont testify"
"TOO LATE PAL" said gumshoe "i herd that and now were using dat as evidence"
"no please dont misery maya won-"
"shut up pal were takin you statement"
gumshoe grabbed her and took her away
phoenix went to the detentin center
"hi nick" sad maya who was sad
"hey maya you didnt kill pearl did you"
"no id never hurt her"
"ok then ill defend you in court"
phoenix went to court
"court is in sesion" said the judge
"i am ready your honor" said phoenix
"i am also ready" said satan who was the prosecutor
"WTF ARE YOU DOING EHRE?"
"im here to get revenge on you for escapping from hell god says your not allowed to do that!"
"ok then mr satan" said judge "make your opening statement"
"maya killed a victim"
"the victim?" said phoenix "but-"
"due to de victim identity were keeping her witheld its truly frightfull thats how HORRIBLE a person may is!"
"fuck you maya" said the gallery
"how could you do this"
"who did you kill you little witch"
judge gavelled his bangs
"order very well we shall not identify de victim now call your witness"
"ok i call gumshoe to the stand"
dick gumshoen came to the stand
testimony
-why we arrest
moderto 2016 because dats best moderate
"well pal we arrived at scene and only victim and maya were there"
"so we arrested maya"
"her fingerprints are on the knife and money"
"HOLD IT" shouted phoenix "what does the money have to do with it"
"well pal remember how your back broke and you slept the day"
"yeah"
"well dat cud be no accident we think MAYA MADE YOU SLEEP!"
"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix "WHY"
"becuase" said satan "if you were there you could be witness"
"yeah pal so after she sent you to hospital she could kill pearl"
"hmmmm" phoenix thought "(does this maek sense?)"
he slammed the desk
"hey dat make no sense!"
"what why" said gumshoe
"why wud maya wait til im gone to kill her?"
he pointed
"she wud be getting rid of a escapegoat!"
"OHHH" said gumshoe
"ha ha no" sad satan "you said it yourself phoenix maya is an idiot"
"I WAS DRUNK AT DE TIME!"
"2bad" said satan "you acknowledge the resaon maya didnt try save hersefl"
jude gavel
"hes right mr wright why even i remember her beng an idiot"
"DAMMIT" said phoenix "come on theres no evidence maya killer dem"
"ha" said satan "we have a witness"
"fuck" said phoenix
satan called the witness
"name and occupation" said satan
"my name is cj fortune" siad cj fortune "i am the owner presenter recorder planner and everything else of americas fortune winners the gretest tv show in japanifornia"
to be continued