A/N: Eh...how do I explain this...? Well, me and my other bestie, Mei-chan, a.k.a TalesFromDreams on FictionPress were talking about the pairing Yullen, then suddenly, Yuki-chan started babbling about cotton candy. And...the name Kanda came into mind of Mei-chan's and created Cotton Kanda. So, of course, I laughed. Then, I suddenly imagined Mei at a carnival yelling out "Cotton Kanda for $5!" and Kanda and Allen who just so happened to be there, Kanda getting pissed and yelling profanities, saying that he'll slice her head off with Mugen. Then another thought came in, why the heck not make a fanfic of this shit? So I told Mei about that, she laughed so hard, and said that yeah, I should. And here we are. Enjoy~
P.S.: Yullen if you squint hard enough
(Warning: There will be self-insert and friend-insert in this chapter. If you despise that with a fiery passion then don't read. I hate self-inserts too, but only when they're supposedly serious shit. Humor and all, I'm totally fine.)
Disclaimer: I do not own -man. If I did, Yullen would be totally canon
Chapter 1: 'Cotton Kanda'
Ivy yawned as she was dragged along the crowded carnival by her best friend, Sarah Mei Wallis. "Mei...Why the hell am I going with you...?..." The lazy teen asked/mumbled. Mei rolled her eyes as she continued dragging her friend along. "Because, Ivy-chan, it's almost afternoon, and remember? You promised." The brunette said, pointing out various facts.
Ivy wore a blank face as she heard the last sentence. When the hell did she...? Ah...yeah...The bet...
Ivy shuddered. Recalling the face of her friend's when she won the damned bet. It almost looked like a reincarnation of Allen Walker. Really, it did. It scared her.Badly.
"Maa~ Cotton Candies~!" The fascinated voice of her friend snapped Ivy from her stupor. Glancing at the candies mentioned, Ivy looked up to the owner of the stall. Ivy was surprised when she saw the face of her friend's aunt. Smiling, out of bed, no wires linked. The blue eyed teen blinked, then a wide grin was formed as she let's herself go from Mei's iron grip. going nearer to the stall. "Aunty, you're okay?!"
"Yes I am, Ivy. Glad to know you're okay."
Ivy's face suddenly fell somber. The woman's smile faltered a bit. Noticing the change of atmosphere, Mei quickly turned to her aunt, a grin on her face. "We'd like two cotton candies!" Mei exclaimed, also doing an action to add some smiles. And it worked. The atmosphere was much more lighter. Ivy's eyes shot up from staring at the ground, wide as saucers. "E-e-eh?! N-no! I-it's okay! I-I don't want any!" She stuttered, blushing with her hands up mid way, waving it to show her point. The woman blinked, then giggled at the interaction between the young teens.
"Very well then. I'll give you two a 5% discount." Mei's face lit up brighter. "Really?!" Her aunt nodded.
"Arigatou!" Mei exclaimed as she took out her money, handing it to her aunt and took two random cotton candies. Turning around with her friend, Mei had a thought cross her mind. "Ne, ne, Ivy-chan, why don't they call this Cotton Kandas!" The brunette exclaimed, proud with the idea. "Eh?!" No! No! No! No! Not a good idea!" Too late. Her friend was already yelling nonsense to the crowd. "Who wants a Cotton Kanda!" The brunette exclaimed merrily as she waves around the pink cotton candies.
Suddenly, screams and shouts were heard as the crowd made way for somebody. The somebody turned out to be Kanda Yuu. With Mugendangerously unsheathed and dangerously pointed at Mei. "BaKanda!" A squeaky but pissed voice called out to the raven head. The crowd made way again. This time, for a short Allen Walker. The cursed teen was blushing. Furiously.
At first, Ivy thought it was because of running. But, -because of her sharp eyes- when she saw his lips swollen, she understood well. Too well. Ivy blinked,as she blushed hard, then felt some sort of sticky and thick liquid come down from her nose. Blinking again, she realised, Shit! I'm having a nosebleed! Fuck! Quickly turning around, Ivy wiped off the blood that was running from her nose. It's like a dream come true...Wait, this isn't a dream, it's a fanfic...Dang, I broke the fourth wall!Ivy slapped herself for doing that. Her fans were gonna kill her for this...
"Say that again, idiot, and I'll chop off your head with Mugen and dump it in a dumpster!" The voice of Kanda was enough to make Ivy turn around to the scene. The scene that greeted her was not pretty. With Allen being the peacemaker, Kanda threatening Mei with Mugen, which was only a few millimeters away from the brunette's neck, and Mei staring blankly at the samurai that just threatened her life.
Ivy decided to join Allen with peacemaking. Quickly going towards the trio, Ivy placed a hand on her friend's shoulder. "E-eh, K-Kanda-san, I-I'm so sorry for my friend's behaviour, I-" Mugen's target was suddenly replaced with Ivy's neck. "EEHH?!" The poor blue eyed teen quickly raised her hands up in the air in surrender, backing away slowly. Kanda narrowed his cobalt eyes as he re-targeted Mugen to Mei's throat. Allen smiled at Ivy apologetically as he said "sorry". Ivy replied the apology with a nervous chuckle as she waved her hand dismissively.Gosh, damn you, Mei. You got us into this fucking mess.
Mei had the guts to stuck out her tongue and fleeing the other way, throwing the cotton candies in the air with Kanda chasing her. "E-EHH?!" Ivy caught the two sugar coated snack, sighing she turned back to Allen. A loud growl was heard and Allen scratched the back of his head sheepishly as he chuckled nervously. Ivy briefly snickered as she gave the whitette a cone of the candy. "Here." The the pony tailed teen said, eating her own. "Thanks." The cursed teen said awkwardly.
"Sorry about BaKanda."
"Sorry about Mei."
The duo chuckled as they imagined the scene of Mei running and Kanda chasing with Mugen. Those two are troublesome.
Owari~