Chapter 1: Random crap happens
Mario was pissed. Today was supposed to be his relax day but then, Peach had the nerve to ask him to go shopping with her. "Dammit Peach, you always ruin crap", thought Mario. But then he realized that he loved her, and he should do things with her, because it's just a matter of time before she'd be kidnapped again.
MEANWHILE
Young Link approached the fridge. "NO MILK?!" Yelled Young Link and before you could say Lon Lon Milk, Young Link had picked up Mario's phone and called Lon Lon Ranch and made special delivery. "Hello, may I please get 100 cases of Lon Lon Milk?" asked Young Link on the phone,"uhhhh", Young Link needed a credit card number so he stole Mario's credit card, (Young Link said Mario's credit card number). "Darn it needs to be rupees", he thought. So he stole Zelda's credit card, said the number, and ordered. Hopefully Zelda doesn't notice that he spent 200 rupees on milk.
"Waluigi, how many times do I have to tell you, Master Hand doesn't want you in smash", said Wario on the phone with his brother. He had been begging Wario to convince Master Hand to let him be in smash.
Every time Wario would hang up, Waluigi would call right back. Wario decided that he had no choice but to block him, so he did. He then grabbed the remote and turned on Netflix to watch Barbie Life in the Dream house. "Hey Wario!" Exclaimed Ganondorf, "Me and Bowser were just gonna go hit up the bar because it's Friday and all." "Cool", said Wario. "Wait, what are you watching?" Wario quickly turned off the tv. "Are you watching what I think you're watching?" asked Ganondorf. "No." Wario was scared that someone was gonna find out that he watches Barbie.
HOURS LATER
The doorbell rang. "I'll get it!" Yelled Mario. There in the doorway stood Talon. Mario and Talon just stared awkwardly at each other. "Does anyone know why this guy that looks exactly like me is standing at the door?" asked Mario. Young Link ran down the stairs. "Oh, he brought milk for me!" Said Young Link. Master Hand floated down the stairs. "Why the hell is a Mario clone in MY mansion holding Young Link's milk?!"asked Master Hand. Nobody knew how to explain what was going on. After about an hour, Talon had left and Young Link had a lot of milk to put away. "Why do I have only a little bit of rupees left on my credit card?!"
"Darn"
A/N: Sorry if it was cringy, I've never done this before
And let's call young link "young" for short and toon link "toon" for short
Also let's call male robin (m) robin and female robin (f) robin, same goes for the corrins
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