"BEHOLD PERRY THE PLATYPUS! THE PORTALINATOR!"
Secret agent Perry the platypus peered his eyes on his nemesis' newest creation. A giant portal stood in front of him. Perry just blinked mouth wide open, as he stood there, tied up. "Isn't it incredible Perry the platypus?" asked Perry's nemesis, "With this device, I'm able to go to back in time!" Perry glared at his nemesis. Dr. Doofenshmirtz stood there continuing to talk about how this device would help him conquer the Tri-State Area. "Anyways Perry the platypus, I'm not going to unleash it until Roger comes out to make his speech!" Doof commented.
Within these 15 minutes, Perry continued to try to escape. He couldn't reach his fedora to help him get his tools. All he could do was try to fling it into his mouth. Perry was finally able to conquer it by catching it with his beaver tail.
"Here he comes Perry the platypus!" screamed Doof in excitement. All the evil scientist had been doing was watching and waiting for his brother to come out. Not even noticing Perry's escape, Doof's waiting was interrupted by a fierce kick in the face. "Ow! Geez Perry the platypus! Don't have to be so rough!" screamed Doof. He fell to the ground right next to a green button sitting on his invention. He immediately sat up. "It's too late Perry the platypus! Three…. Two…. ONE!"
*FLASH*
Perry and Doof were gone.