One day in Stokely High School, Ingrid is extremely bored. Scribbling meaningless dribble in her notebook, scrunching it into balls and throwing it at the back of Chloe's head when she walks past her, attempting to spark a physical confrontation with Robin but failing as he chases after her with the sole objective of getting her for himself. It is here she gets an interesting idea that would only come to fruition if certain people are on board with it.

She walks past Vlad, whose at his locker.

"What do you want now?" he asks.

"I'm not done yet in being the school's biggest troublemaker. I've got something better than pulling the fire alarm."

"And what's that?"

"You'll see."

Ingrid sniggers and walks off. "Little kid doesn't know what's coming." she mutters to herself.

She stands out in the school's courtyard and calls up a certain someone.

"Oh it's you Ingrid?" the voice went on the phone.

"I got a good idea." Ingrid said, confident as ever.

"This better work, remember the last time you had an idea?"

"Oh it will. I'll come over to your place after school."

"Well alright, see ya."

Ingrid puts her phone away and roams the hallways, just waiting for the bell to ring. She comes across Robin.

"You just can't keep away from me Ingrid, you're drawn to me like a moth to a flame."

Ingrid walks up to him, and flips the bird.

"FUCK YOU, Branaugh."

Robin grins, not phased by her obscene gesture. Ingrid leaves. The school bell rings, and out the door she goes.

She walks down the street nearby and walks up one of the driveways, knocking the door. Opening the door was one Avril Franklin. "Oh, hey Ingrid!"

"Hello Avril."

The two spend six hours making ideas for her plan, later inviting fellow St. Hopes-er Daisy Millar. After a few trips to concerts in their town to hoard, they find themselves ready to initiate Phase 1 of their plan.

Ingrid catches up with Vlad in the school corridor the day after. "Hey Vlad, I got something to show you!" she says, weirdly bright and happy. "Righto, what is it?" "Come with me!" she yells, and she runs. Vlad tries to catch up with her as best as he could.

They go to the gymnasium, where all this musical equipment was set up. Avril and Daisy were preparing their respective instruments; Avril on the drums and Daisy on the bass guitar. An extremely metal-style axe guitar was laying on the ground near Avril's bass drum. "Since when did you start playing music?" Vlad asks. "Oh, you're gonna love what we've concocted. Alright guys, let's do it!"

Avril does a inhumanly fast count-in and Vlad is completely flown into the air and smashed into the wall behind as the band thrash at 170 decibels; much above the threshold of pain. Ingrid's guitar was tuned into drop oblivion and so was Daisy's bass. Ingrid's screaming resembled Seth Putnam's except far more shrill and ear-shattering. Vlad lay on the ground as his ears begin to ring extremely loud. He lost his hearing to the point where even the ringing stopped.

The 'band' continued thrashing as fast, hard and loud as humanly possible until they couldn't handle it anymore. When Avril hit the last crash, she let herself go completely and flopped over the kit and hit head first on the ground as her legs followed. Ingrid marches to Vlad, and says to him, "I'm going to be dad's favorite and I'm not going to let you get in the way!". Of course, Vlad can't hear shit, he's now completely deaf to the point where he couldn't hear his ears ring. Vlad tried to talk, but to Ingrid, it sounded like gibberish, because he couldn't hear himself control his vocalizations.

Ingrid laughed, and walked away.

Avril yells out, "WE SHOULD RECORD AN ALBUM AT THIS LEVEL!"

Daisy: "...WHAT?"

Avril: "I SAID WE SHOULD RECORD AN ALBUM AT THIS LEVEL OF SOUND!"

Daisy: "...I CAN'T HEAR!"

Avril: "UGH FUCK!"

The end.