Rules for the Avengers

by casualty the facts

Extactly what the title says rules for the Avengers involing the Son Of Coal ( what Thor says as Colsons name ) and new shield agents. Also includes Wade Wilson (Deadpool )Please review. I would love to know what you think so constructive criticism. This is all my work you can request a rule you will get credit for it. If you want a rule oneshoted reason just put the number box

1. Chapter 1

Rules for the Avengers ( well more Clint , Scott, Wade and Tony )

"Right you new recruits need to learn these rules if you want to be able to survive being with the Avengers especially Agent Deadpool because if you pass him off he will kill you but in the weirdest ways." Fury told them "Oh and I suggest you study these every free second you get ." Thown in front of all the recruits was a giant rule book each . As Fury was going the room made lots of talking about the rules . Out of nowhere ... "Read the dawn rules." Fury commanded. "Here we go ... " said a Agent ( Jackson ) before he finished Furys voice could be heard "Can they even read ?" "Yes but belive me some will run ." this time the voice was Maria Hill. Finally one other voice said "There will be deaths from the 4 misfit musketeers (Deadpool , Hawkeye , Ant Man and Iron Man ). Colson said "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! GET ME OUT OF HERE!"a agent ran off screaming. " Let the games begin. " the 3 said together.

RULE 1: NEVER ( and I mean never let ) Hawkeye , Deadpool and Iron Man be in the same room without

supervision . Cough pranks that will embaris you for life Cough ! People will end up in

hospital , just ask Percy.

RULE 2 : Stay away from Agents Deadpools giant conga lines 23 agents had heat burns or frost bite from last

time . I mean how is that possible . Never mind Deadpool was hosting it . RULE 3 : Never ask Natasha or Clint are they a couple . You will become the target for Natashas guns and

Clint arrows . WARNING IF YOU DO YOU WILL PROBLEY DIE. RULE 4 : Stop asking Steve do you sing Americas national athem in your sleep he gets confused about it . RULE 5 : Always carry a box of Pop Tarts because they calm Thor down. RULE 6 : Steve Rogers is not allowed to go near ANY technology. Tony knows. Now he's pissed " Damn

Rogers it's been on fire how do you do it ?" RULE 7 : If Tonys pissed leave him or you'll get his worth it's not pretty he'll get his suits on you.

RULE 8 : If Tony doesn't want to sleep , don't make him ( rule 7 what happens ).

RULE 9 : If Bruce Hulks out find Natashas she can calm him.

RULE 10 : Again but if Clint has a nightmare and find Clint if Natashas has one.

RULE 11 : Only Bruce and Clint can use the oven over wise you'll have a fire in the kitchen. RULE 12 : Same with the cars ( and quintet ) but Clint , Natasha and Tony can drive them.

RULE 13 : WHATEVER BRUCE WANTS BRUCE GETS OR YOU GET HULK.

RULE14 : No joyriding the iron man or war machine suits or the Ant Man suit.

RULE 15 : Leave Clints bow if you touch it he will know and you'll be punished Clint style.

RULE 16 : Same with Natasha.

RULE 17 : Don't try to get into Tonys lab only Pepper and Bruce can get in.

RULE 18 : The vents are Clints LEAVE THEM YOU HAVE BE TOLD.

RULE 19 : DON'T JOKE ABOUT WADES LOOKS HE STILL IS A MERCANY SO HE WILL KILL YOU

SAME WITH HIS WIFE.

RULE 20 : Don't say Deadpool is mental we know and he is fine with it .

RULE 21 : DON'T SAY THESE WORDS TO BUCKY WE DON'T NEED A WINTER SOLDIER ON THE

RUN.

RULE 22: Always have pop tarts we don't need a crying Thor.

RULE 23: Ant Man stop swimming in the coffee it doesn't taste nice .

RULE 24 : Let Ant Man do what he want he can make you dissappear forever but your still there also he can

also he can destroy the Earth.

RULE 25 : Deadpool claims that we are in a fanfiction and some radomer is writing the rules as we go. If he

makes you go crazy we can put you in rehab so you become normal . Just saying it won't change

Deadpool he was made like that you weren't.

RULE 26 : Ant man just don't swimanythinghing.

RULE 27 : Do not ( no jokes ) DON'T let Tony recreate Ultron just so he can experiment on he tries

STOP him.

Yes it's done ! " an agent cheered "That was just the first chapter " another agent replied. "What, let me see."

the first agent snatched it . "Your right." Jackson (an agent from the beginning ) "OH MY FUCKIN GOD RUN

WHILST YOU STILL CAN ! " he declared. " Well that went well Nick " Colston and Maria said " Certainly "

Fury replied. Out of the blue , Clint came out of the vent and declared that " Nick Fury was being sarcastic and I have it on my phone and now it's all over the Internet ." "How did you get in " Fury stammered . "I'm a EX asssin and stalker, what can you expect ?" Clint asked. "FUCK YOU CLINT! " Fury shouted as Clint left.

Guys I hope you liked the first chapter if you want any rules added just ask me tell me what it is you will get credit . Please review . The box is hungry. At least 3 reviews for me to continue the story. If you want any one shots of any of the rules just put in the review box what rule example RULE 23 ONESHOT. That's all you have to do to get a one shot of that rule. There will be another story called reasons for the well rules which has all the rule one shots you have requested. Please check it out .