What Do You Think About Shadow The Hedgehog?
I'm going to take a little break on my stories and write this random fic. This is a one shot thing. Enjoy!
The audience roars with clapping and yelling out there favorite Sonic characters. A host jogs out of nowhere and onto the stage. He sits himself down one of the chairs. He was a tiger. His stripes were black while the rest of him was red. He had green eyes. His stomach had a white patch of fur.
"Hello people of New York, my name is Slash and welcome to Gossip Show"
Once again the audience roared with cheering and clapping.
"Today we are going to talk about the familiar black and red hedgehog known as Shadow"
Some of the fan girls in the audience yelled "WOO SHADOW IS ONE SEXY HEDGEHOG"
All Slash could do was smirk.
"Shadow refused to come on this show however…"
The fan girls stopped cheering and frowned.
"But, we can bring out Sonic and his gang to talk about Shadow…So heres Sonic"
The fan girls for Sonic were cheering and yelling to Shadow fan girls "IN YOUR FACE LOSER"
Sonic the Hedgehog walked out on the stage and sat next to Slash.
"So Sonic, What do you think about Shadow?"
"What I think about him…he needs an attitude adjustment"
The shadow fan girls were yelling at Sonic saying "OH SONIC YOUR JUST JEALIOUS"
"Hm interesting Sonic anything else about Shadow"
"Well don't get me started here buddy, he needs to let go of the past also he's to quiet and also he is just confusing"
"What do you mean about confusing?"
"Well I mean what is he an android, an alien, an Eggman robot I mean come on people"
"Um Sonic there were rumors that you and Shadow were going out…is this true"
There was a moment of silence Sonic wore a shocked expression on his face.
The Sonadow fan girls were yelling "IT IS SO TRUE"
"Are you kidding me? Me and Shadow"
Sonic stood up from his chair and pointed to some random people in the audience.
"Are you people nuts or something, I mean I have nothing against gay people but I'm not gay"
Sonic sat back down in his chair.
"Ok I will take that as a no…ok Sonic thank you to take your time coming on this show goodbye", Slash declared.
"bye", Sonic muttered.
Sonic walked off the stage and if you listened closely you could hear him throwing up.
"Ok next we have Tails", Slash stated.
Tails walked onto the stage and sat at the same place Sonic sat.
"So Tails, What do you think about Shadow"
"Um I guess that he's too emotional but I have nothing against him except the time he tried to kill Cosmo and punched me in the face"
"Oh yeah I remember that on Sonic X good times huh", Slash said.
"Sometimes I wonder if Shadow has ever tried to do suicide?", Tails said.
"O…K thank you Tails for coming on my show good day to you", Slash said.
Tails stood up and walked off the stage.
"Ok now lets bring out that sexy bat known as Rouge", Slash said.
Rouge walked and sat in the same place as Sonic and Tails did.
"Why hello Rouge"
"Oh hey…"
"Slash"
"Yeah hey Slash"
"So what do you think about Shadow?"
"He is a good friend I guess"
"Have you ever thought about being more than just friends"
"Are you kidding me I would never"
"Then who do you like Knuckles or Shadow?"
"Like I would tell you"
As she said that she stormed off the stage.
"Ok…lets bring out Knuckles", Slash said.
Knuckles stormed on the stage looking really mad about something.
"Hey Knuckles, What's wrong?"
"I have to be here that's what's wrong", Knuckles replied.
"Ok…So what do you think about Shadow?"
"I don't know I mean I never really had a conversation with the guy and I don't really have a problem with him since he doesn't try to take my master emerald."
"Speaking of the Master Emerald…people say that you tried to you know have sex with it…is that true"
"WHAT, WHOS THE MORON THAT TOLD YOU THAT", Knuckles yelled.
"So how did it feel?", Slash replied with a smirk he was obviously teasing him trying to make him angry…he must have a death wish.
"YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK YOU HEAR ME YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!"
Knuckles ran off the stage cursing and punching random objects.
"Ok lets bring out Amy Rose"
Amy Rose walked on the stage.
"Hello Amy"
"What's wrong with Knuckles", Amy questioned.
"I don't know maybe he's PMSing", Slash replied.
"So Amy what do you think about Shadow"
"I think he is so sexy…I mean I love Sonic", Amy said nervously.
"Oh look what we have here somebody's in love with Shadow The Hedgehog…Why am I not surprised?", Slash said.
"I AM IN LOVE WITH SONIC", Amy yelled.
"Lying isn't good tell the truth…but we already know the truth", Slash replied.
Some Shadamy fans were yelling "SEE I TOLD YOU SHES IN LOVE WITH SHADOW"
Amy ran off the stage and brought out her hammer and started pounding stuff.
"Ok that's all folks goodnight, don't do drugs and whatever you do don't piss off these Sonic characters", Slash replied.