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Blood, Sex and Bullets

Comedy

Zoe met Ethan at the trailer and she formed the serum. "Now, this is only enough for two, I'll go first"

After the first injection, Ethan did his. "Now What?" asked Ethan.

"I don't know, Want to fuck?"

Ethan was down to his boxers just as Mia broke in. Ethan watched in growing Anger as Zoe was

knocked out . Grabbing the chainsaw, Ethan tossed it into the river and wrestled Mia to the ground.

"5 More Minutes, we just needed 5 minutes alone, this place is a fucking death trap, I haven't had sex

for weeks! and Zoe was my chance" Ethan screamed as Mia struggled to get up.

Ethan responded by punching her in the throat. This forced Eveline to flee and rendered Mia

unconscious. Zoe regained consciousness and, after a few minutes contemplation, continued to strip.

Unfortunately, Jack barged in and, after knocking out a revived Mia, Stole the condoms and fled

laughing. Ethan and Zoe checked everywhere for Lucas and co and finding no one, proceeded to

undress.

Once again, they were interrupted, by an irate Marguerite who demanded they wash up for supper.

Zoe simply cocked a shotgun and sent 2 slugs into her skull, nailed the door shut, placed mines around

the entrance and told evie to set molded as guards.

This did little to stop the combined efforts of Jack and Mia, who were determined to not let Zoe lose

her virginity. A massacre ensued as the molded tried in vain to keep Jack and Mia at bay. The mines

helped a little, but the trailer was picked up and thrown into the river, forcing Zoe and Ethan to swim to

the surface. Ethan was knocked out and Zoe was dragged into the house. Jack tore into Ethan:

"I may be infected as all hell, but damn it, she is 17! Now, i killed the only cop within 10 miles of here,

but you will obey my rules."

Ethan calmly ripped apart his argument by saying that Lucas had nearly killed him, Jack had nearly

murdered him, there were unmentionable things in the basement and His wife was a terrible cook, to

which Jack agreed. When Jack realized that his wife had indirectly killed clancy through her food, he

forced her to watch cooking show after cooking show until she improved, Mold be damned.

Ethan made the mistake of eating said food and was instantly turned. Zoe responded by unleashing

Hell itself, calling on Evie to kill everyone in the house and revive Ethan. Evie agreed and she and Ethan

went back to the trailer, dragging it out of the Ocean. A few Red Bulls later, Zoe was gasping. "You're

not infected are you?" she asked Ethan.

Ethan took one look at his hands and upon seeing the mold, decided to end his life.

Searching the trailer for the hardest porn he could find, Ethan locked the door and went to work.

Zoe noticed that the mold was receding and ran like hell. Like a tsunami, Mold shot out of Ethan like a

slingshot, freeing his body and mind from Evie. Unfortunately, said Mold entered Zoe and she died on

contact. As ethan was about to leave, Jack dug himself out of the thoroughly nuked house and killed

Ethan via a Megaton punch to the nuts, causing his testes to explode violently, killing him.