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# Men on Fics #
# Part 2 #
# by El Squiggy #
# ElSquiggy@Netzero.net #
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SCENE: Shinji and Kaworu are sitting in chairs, with a monitor. The
Words "Men On Fics" are stenciled on a sign above them. Kaworu is
wearing a very revealing cowboy costume (neon pink chaps, matching thong
and vest, and a small pink cowboy hat strapped to his head), while
Shinji is wearing a Sailor Scout outfit (namely Uranus). They both sit
with their legs crossed in a very effeminate manner.
Shinji: (in a perky voice) Hi! And welcome to "Men on Fics"!
Kaworu: (in an equally perky voice) Only when we're not on each other!
Shinji: (giving Kaworu a friendly push) Oh, stop it! You're -so- bad!
Kaworu: Yes I am!
Shinji: (getting serious) Our first fic tonight is "Last Embrace, My
Angel". A tale of love that could never be.
Kaworu/Shinji: Loved it!
Kaworu: This one gets an around-the-wrold-and-back snap!
(Both Shinji and Kaworu move their arm in a larg circle, and snap at the
end of it.)
Shinji: I just love how this author...
Asuka: (bursting on stage) STOP!! What have you done to my Shinji!?!?!?
Kaworu: (in an aloof manner) I've set him free, girlfriend! *SWAP*
(Kaworu now has an imprint under his right eye in the shape of Asuka's
fist.)
Asuka: (grabbing Shinji and dragging him offstage) Come with me! I'm
going to undo whatever that pervert did to you!
(Time passes and suddenly Shinji's voice rings out.)
Shinji: (yelling at the top of his lungs) OH GOD -YESSS-!!!!
(Asuka leads Shinji back on stage, his hair slightly mussed. Asuka
herself is slightly mussed. Shinji is no longer in his Sailor Uranus
outfit, but in his normal school uniform.)
Kaworu: (near crying) Shinji! What did she do to you?!
Rei: (walking on) The same thing I'm going to do to you.
Kaworu: (trying to get a handhold on anything as Rei drags him off) No!!
Let me go! HELP! NOOOOOO!!
Rei: (in her same monotone) Do not worry, we are the same. You will
enjoy becoming one.
(Time passes then Kaworu's voices rings out.)
Kaworu: SCREW THIRD IMPACT!!!! I WANT MORE OF THIS!!!!!
(No characters were harmed in the making of this fic [though one was
tied up with leather and spanked till his bottom was red, at his own
request.] :P)
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# Men on Fics #
# Part 2 #
# by El Squiggy #
# ElSquiggy@Netzero.net #
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SCENE: Shinji and Kaworu are sitting in chairs, with a monitor. The
Words "Men On Fics" are stenciled on a sign above them. Kaworu is
wearing a very revealing cowboy costume (neon pink chaps, matching thong
and vest, and a small pink cowboy hat strapped to his head), while
Shinji is wearing a Sailor Scout outfit (namely Uranus). They both sit
with their legs crossed in a very effeminate manner.
Shinji: (in a perky voice) Hi! And welcome to "Men on Fics"!
Kaworu: (in an equally perky voice) Only when we're not on each other!
Shinji: (giving Kaworu a friendly push) Oh, stop it! You're -so- bad!
Kaworu: Yes I am!
Shinji: (getting serious) Our first fic tonight is "Last Embrace, My
Angel". A tale of love that could never be.
Kaworu/Shinji: Loved it!
Kaworu: This one gets an around-the-wrold-and-back snap!
(Both Shinji and Kaworu move their arm in a larg circle, and snap at the
end of it.)
Shinji: I just love how this author...
Asuka: (bursting on stage) STOP!! What have you done to my Shinji!?!?!?
Kaworu: (in an aloof manner) I've set him free, girlfriend! *SWAP*
(Kaworu now has an imprint under his right eye in the shape of Asuka's
fist.)
Asuka: (grabbing Shinji and dragging him offstage) Come with me! I'm
going to undo whatever that pervert did to you!
(Time passes and suddenly Shinji's voice rings out.)
Shinji: (yelling at the top of his lungs) OH GOD -YESSS-!!!!
(Asuka leads Shinji back on stage, his hair slightly mussed. Asuka
herself is slightly mussed. Shinji is no longer in his Sailor Uranus
outfit, but in his normal school uniform.)
Kaworu: (near crying) Shinji! What did she do to you?!
Rei: (walking on) The same thing I'm going to do to you.
Kaworu: (trying to get a handhold on anything as Rei drags him off) No!!
Let me go! HELP! NOOOOOO!!
Rei: (in her same monotone) Do not worry, we are the same. You will
enjoy becoming one.
(Time passes then Kaworu's voices rings out.)
Kaworu: SCREW THIRD IMPACT!!!! I WANT MORE OF THIS!!!!!
(No characters were harmed in the making of this fic [though one was
tied up with leather and spanked till his bottom was red, at his own
request.] :P)