Squall was completely tuckered out. "Ah, yes. To Sleep. Perchance to have another interesting Laguna dream again..."
Laguna, Kiros, and Ward headed into Deling City.
"It's been a long time, old friends..." Laguna replied.
"Hell yeah," Kiros replied. Ward nodded in agreement.
"Say, wanna go check on our old haunts?"
"Sure." The three got into their vehicle and parked on the street.
"Didn't they ban this long ago, man?" Kiros asked.
"Diplomatic immunity, my brother!" Laguna replied. They headed over to the hotel. The signs said "TONIGHT! ONE NIGHT ONLY! JULIA RETURNS TO THE STAGE THAT BROUGHT HER FAME!"
"AWESOME!" Laguna said.
"I dunno. That whole scandal of siding with her stepdaughter in that whole revolt in Timber really brought her stock down..." Kiros replied. The three went into the hotel. They headed over to their "usual table." They heard the concert. Afterwards, Laguna went to say hi. Julia looked astonished.
"I haven't seen you in...in..." Julia stammered.
"I'd guess about 19 years." Laguna replied.
"I thought you died!"
"Nope. Long story, all you need to know is that I lived."
"I guess you heard..."
"Yeah."
"So, what's been up with you?"
"Well..."
Batman got on my nerves
"Huh?"Julia asked.
He was running me amok
"I can figure that..."
He ridiculed me calling me a bum
"But you are, aren't you?"
I wupped Batman's ass!
"That's...great..."
Batman thought he was bad
"Okay..."
He was a fucking asshole in the first place
"I'd...figure..."
He got knocked to the floor
"Um, right..."
I wupped Batman's ass!
"That's..nice..."
Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor
"Well, I could figure that..."
I got back up and knocked him to the floor
"Good for you..."
He was being such a jackoff
"I'd gather..."
I wupped Batman's ass!
"That's...special..."
"Well, it was nice to see you. Hey, Guys!" Kiros and Ward rushed over.
Rock over London, rock on Chicago, Kiros said.
Wheaties, breakfast of champions..." Laguna replied. The three left. Julia just thought to herself, "Okay, it's official. Laguna spent all those years smoking crack, didn't he?"
Laguna, Kiros, and Ward headed into Deling City.
"It's been a long time, old friends..." Laguna replied.
"Hell yeah," Kiros replied. Ward nodded in agreement.
"Say, wanna go check on our old haunts?"
"Sure." The three got into their vehicle and parked on the street.
"Didn't they ban this long ago, man?" Kiros asked.
"Diplomatic immunity, my brother!" Laguna replied. They headed over to the hotel. The signs said "TONIGHT! ONE NIGHT ONLY! JULIA RETURNS TO THE STAGE THAT BROUGHT HER FAME!"
"AWESOME!" Laguna said.
"I dunno. That whole scandal of siding with her stepdaughter in that whole revolt in Timber really brought her stock down..." Kiros replied. The three went into the hotel. They headed over to their "usual table." They heard the concert. Afterwards, Laguna went to say hi. Julia looked astonished.
"I haven't seen you in...in..." Julia stammered.
"I'd guess about 19 years." Laguna replied.
"I thought you died!"
"Nope. Long story, all you need to know is that I lived."
"I guess you heard..."
"Yeah."
"So, what's been up with you?"
"Well..."
Batman got on my nerves
"Huh?"Julia asked.
He was running me amok
"I can figure that..."
He ridiculed me calling me a bum
"But you are, aren't you?"
I wupped Batman's ass!
"That's...great..."
Batman thought he was bad
"Okay..."
He was a fucking asshole in the first place
"I'd...figure..."
He got knocked to the floor
"Um, right..."
I wupped Batman's ass!
"That's..nice..."
Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor
"Well, I could figure that..."
I got back up and knocked him to the floor
"Good for you..."
He was being such a jackoff
"I'd gather..."
I wupped Batman's ass!
"That's...special..."
"Well, it was nice to see you. Hey, Guys!" Kiros and Ward rushed over.
Rock over London, rock on Chicago, Kiros said.
Wheaties, breakfast of champions..." Laguna replied. The three left. Julia just thought to herself, "Okay, it's official. Laguna spent all those years smoking crack, didn't he?"